Britain: UGH! What happened?
France: You had a sugar crush over a soda can.
Britain: *confused face*What?..
Texas: HEA HAW!
France: Oh yeah also America broke up into 50 people.
Britain: Don't you think that was more important.
France: Eh.
Britain: Who are and what have you done to my wife?!
France: I am Spain. *France's flag transforms into Spain's flag*
Britain: *unholy screaming*
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France: Wake you're having a nightmare!!
Britain: *Walks up to the window*
France: My love what are you doing?
Britain: *jumps out window.*
France: NOOOO!!
France wakes up in a cold sweat
france: (was just happened?)*flops down on the bed and goes to bed.
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Britain: (America called me a boomer... I should start a blog ,but what should it be about?)
Australia: Dad where is Stevie my snake?
Britain: *sweats bullets* (OH NO)
Australia: Dad!!!!
AN: I felt inspired to make this by all my friends and random comment raids. If you want you can dare or ask anyone you want.
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One shot book (Country humans)
RandomThis started out as an ask or dare but I got no request so it is now a oneshot book and all the details are in the authors note. Also credit the artist of the cover:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ee/e8/95eee828f3d99ad3be3e2d13199f9064.jpg