I am weird, yes it's true,
But so is she and he and you.
We all have quirks
Where weirdness lurks
And cannot control the things we do.
My weirdness lies with eating food,
I chomp and chomp away.
I do not wish to be at all rude
To the people who have to be kept at bay
Because you like to eat too much,
Which is not a healthy way.
My eating manners aren't that good,
I do have to admit,
But I tried and tried to do what I could
To make it look a bit
Better than my Uncle Joe's
Who's eating looks like a kid.
There, now you know I'm weird,
You can go and tell your friend,
But I warn you that you'll find,
Maybe near your end,
That most people can be awkward
No matter what way they bend.
This one was from elementary school so it's kind of old. It's also not my best work, but I thought I would include it just because I can.
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