deadpool...?

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we finally reached 10 chapters! i enjoy writing this story so much and i hope you guys enjoy reading it Beanzykins also helped with this chapter! i was
going to make this chapter in the last one so it would've been longer but i couldn't be bothered- that makes sense right? ANYGAYS ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
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Mama Spider
he hasn't messaged all day :(

Uncle Buck
i'm sure he's fine.

Sonic
how sure??

HE COULD BE KIDNAPPED

OR ENSLAVED!

Scarlett
calm down!!!!!

Snek
perhaps he's busy with his friends?

Chicken Wings
maybe but i like talking to the kid yall are boring

especially you capsicle!

Capsicle
HEY!

i can be fun!

Peter
guys the craziest thing happened today..well yesterday!

so my friend Harley gave me his number so me him, Ned and MJ can hang out but it turned out as another wrong number and he seems really grumpy so i named him Mr. Grumpy Cat and he didn't like that much but i was laughing my head off and then i was like 'i'll message you later if your not grumpy' or something like that and then he said 'bitch please. i'm always grumpy' and then i left and went to bed!

Mama Spider
woah. that's a long message...

wait send me the number

Peter
why?

Mama Spider
i want to make sure they don't hurt you.

Peter
okay...

*sends number*

(chat with Nat and Nick)

Nat
sup grumpy cat?

Nick
what?

wait...who told you that?

Nat
a friend of mine.

goes by the name Peter Parker.

Nick
motherfucker!

wait you know him?

Nat
same situation as you.

Nick
well ok...

anyway tell the team we need to have a meeting.

it's about spider-man.

Nat
Spidey-boy?

the one that protects Queens?

Nick
Yes.

(back on the other chat)

Mama Spider
hey i'm back :)

Peter
and?

Mama Spider
he's gonna have a real soft spot for you

Peters POV
well that's nice to know...oh fuck, there's a robbery!

*after peters stopped the robbery*

After the robbery, i swung onto a roof and chilled with my legs dangling down.  Staring into the distance i see something...no, i see someone. He comes over to me and sits down.

"wassup spidey?" the mysterious man asks

"sorry...who are you?" i ask very confused

"oh my god! i haven't introduced myself how silly of me! i'm Deadpool, the best person your gonna meet"

"well...uh...nice to meet you deadpool.."

"likewise. I must say thought it's awesome that i can finally meet you! i've been wanting to meet you forever! And no, i'm not a pedo i'm 17"

"um..i didn't think you were but okay...well i'm 16"
(ok guys i actually don't know i'm just saying this cause i dunno)

Just then someone was about to shoot me but deadpool stopped them by chopping their head off...WAIT, THEIR HEAD?!

"think of me as your protective older brother, i don't want the readers getting any dirty thoughts."

"readers? who are the readers?" i question

"don't worry about it! anyway see ya!" and just like that he was off

today has been real strange..

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sorry it's so short give me ideas for the next chapter please :)

have a good morning/ afternoon/ evening/ night everyone!

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