Ask the demigods

To all: whos the biggest percabeth shipper?

Piper: I have been called.
Poseidon: step aside, my time has come.
Aphrodite: Excuse me? But who is the goddess of love?
Piper: On shut up mother! This. Is. My. Ship.
Silena: sorry sister, but I knew them before you. Clearly me!
Chiron: I believe it was me who made them go on there first quest together.
Poseidon: he's my son.
Athena: STFU Poseidon, I thought you were against percabeth.
Poseidon: yeah no. I lied. Looks like you the only one who hates it.
Zeus: I love percabeth more than tacos.
Piper: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!
Aphrodite: no, I AM THE BIGGEST PERCABETH SHIPPER!!!
Silena: but I shipped them first!
Grover: OHHHHH HADES NAW!
Grover: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, WHO ESCORTED THEM TO CAMP HALF BLOOD?
Silena: you.
Grover: Who put up with knowing that they liked each other for FIVE YEARS, but not admitting it?!
Chiron: you.
Grover: who was the awkward third wheel for those five years?
Zeus: you.
Grover: who is their best friend?
Aphrodite: you.
Grover: Who had to deal with percy when Annabeth was kidnapped?
Poseidon: you.
Grover: who secretly waited for them to get together for five years?
Piper: you.
Grover: so who is the winner?
Nike: VICTORY TO GROVER!