To The seven, Nico and Will: whos sassier? Percy, Jason, Leo or Nico?

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Frank: should I be offended I'm not included?
Will: I hear ya frank.
Hazel: Of course not boys.
Percy: obviously me, I am, PERSASSY
Leo: BUT ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO!!!!! 1!!!! 1!!!
Jason: I have fresh sneakers!
Annabeth: *glares*
Jason: okay nvm she stole them.
Nico: well, it's clearly not Jason.
Piper: I have to agree, sorry Jason.
Leo: excuse me, but did you see me handle Nike in Olympia?
Percy: HA! I've talked back to more gods than you. I've had 10 books. 10!!!!
Nico: ladies, ladies, you're both ugly so stfu.
Jason: all in favor of lord sass Nico?
Everyone: Yes!
Percy: fine.... But I'm second.
Leo: fine, you win.
Will: at least I'm his type.
Leo: *gasp*
Percy: *gasp*
Jason: *gasp*
Annabeth: *gasp*
Piper: *gasp*
Percy: NOT. HIS. TYPE.
Jason: IM TALL BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED TOO!
Leo: I said all da LADIES, not all the Nicos luv leo.
Annabeth: Will, he was.....
Piper: he but how...
Hazel: *fans self* he was sassy.

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