Nico: ah Will, the second most annoying person on this gods awful planet. Third is defiantly Percy. My type... I have no clue. However, The first goes to Jason, he's like the mom I never wanted. "Are you ok? Do you want a hug? Are you using protection? Do you want a snack? "
Jason: HEY!
Will: Gee thanks Nico.
Percy: WHOOO LESS ANNOYING THAN JASON! Told you so Piper!
Piper: shut up fish face
Jason: The protection one is totally valid tho!
Nico: AGHHH I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! I do not need a sex talk from you!
Leo: Hey, I think that it's important. Now Nico, when two people love each other very muc-
Nico: *draws sword and raises a skeleton* do you really want to finish Valdez?
Leo: *shrugs* maybe
Will: NICO! No underworld magic!
Nico: I DO WHAT I WANT! #getoverit
Will: Nico hand over the sword!
Nico: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE MOTHA TRUCKER! *starts running*
Nico: *prepares to shadow travel in shadow of tree*
Nico: *misses and runs into tree*
Nico: *is now unconscious*
Will: *sigh* Stupid Death Boy.
Jason: OMG is he ok? Is he hurt? Does he need a hug? Nico? NICO? He has a boo boo!!!!!!
The Seven: Jason..
Will: Dude..
Reyna and Thalia: what
Chiron: um
Jason: *horrified and shocked* I- I am a mom
Jason: *whispers* I need a minute
Jason: *stagers away*
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