To All: Why doesn't Jason ship Percabeth?

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Grover: *trying not to lose chill*
Jason: look, I've said it once, I'll say it again. It's all for the same reason I don't like solangelo a lot. Pernico all the way! But solangelo might be starting to overcome my pernico love..... Hmmm
Grover: *tries not to lose chill*
Percy: *wipes away lone tear* thanks bro.
Jason: for what?
Percy: agreeing that I am Nico's type
Nico: *groans* not again!
Piper: We've been over this, Percabeth and Solangelo are love ok?
Jason: but pipes... I just, pernico.
Piper: No.
Jason: I mean, Solangelo is kinda perfect.....
Jason: hmmmm
Leo: idk tho all I know is #brasonforlife
Piper: *tries not to lose chill*
Leo: I mean look at this fan art!
Frank: it is quite good.
Hazel: still don't get it.
Leo: *knocks Piper over trying to show frank more BRASON fan art*
Leo: oops sorry Beauty Queen, trying to promote my OTP.
Piper:
Piper: *loses chill*
Jason: *stalks away*
Leo: *running away* iMMM SORRY PIPER!!!
Annabeth: OMG shut up all of you! It doesn't matter who ships who, as long as there's no perachel or Perlyspo I'm cool.
Percy: what the hades is 'Perlyspo'
Annabeth: you and calypso.
Percy: ohhhh
Piper: wait. Where's Jason?
Grover: *grumbling* better not be promoting anything that is not Percabeth
Jason: *sprints towards group with Will Solace slung over shoulder*
Jason: * throws Will at Nico
Jason: *screeching* MY LOVE FOR SOLANGELO HAS OVERCOME MY LOVE FOR PERNICO
Percy: WHAT THE HADES BRO
Jason: *totally not sorry* sorry bro.
Jason: SOLANGELOOOOOO
Hermes and Apollo: *swings in wrecking ball style minus nudity but with actually wrecking balls* YAAAS SOLANGELOOOO
Will: Father why must you do this to me

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