(AN: originally I didn't want to do a WAP lyric prank but it was in high demand so,, yeah ❤️ also this has a lot of musical references because I was listening to music while writing)
Shutupnerdsss has added Bbgholly to 'the haus of Holbein'!
Mamabirdsteve: Who
Shutupnerdsss: holly wheeler
Mamabirdsteve: ah yes, another child
Bbgholly: hi guys
Willyb: hi holly
Wikemheeler: why are you here
Shutupnerdsss: because I added her
Wikemheeler: why though
Dustinhen: I have an explanation actually
Wikemheeler: What is it
Dustinhen: Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]
Wikemheeler: stop it
Bbgholly: I dont know what about 60% of those words mean
Wikemheeler: whoever tells her is catching these hands
Willyb: the fact that I was about to tell her
Wikemheeler: aww, baby :(
Wikemheeler: I'd never hurt you 🥺
Shutupnerdsss: didn't you literally-
Willyb: aye we don't talk about that
Bbgholly: soft simp
Wikemheeler: okay you know what he deserves to be simped over
Rangerboi: HOMECOMING IS SOON
Willyb: WAIT FR
Rangerboi: YEP
Eggohopper: can we sneak Erica/Holly in
Shutupnerdsss: I mean my moms on the PTA so
Bbgholly: mine too
Skatamax: OMG I CANT WAITTTYT
Rangerboi: this is what happens when you leave it to somebody else
Bbgholly: if you want it done right, you should just do it yourself
Rangerboi: you oversaturate your world with nothing but machines
Dustinhen: you might make everyone happy but you're dead inside just like me
(AN: my Minecraft gc when I told them about this book)
Willyb: ever just be like "aww this is a cute love song" then it turns so sexual for no damn reason
Eggohopper: no
Willyb: I love Nicole Dollanganger but sometimes her songs be having me like
👁🦷👁
Shutupnerdsss: HE HIT ME AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS
Willyb: he...*sniffle* sPANKED ME 😭 *sobbing* OV ER HI S S LEG 😭😭😭
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
