Being thrown out of the apartment hit harder than expected. The boys were walking on the lane contemplating on how tough it was to find a house when suddenly, Kushal stopped and exclaimed in Siddharth's ears drum. "Idea!"
"Oye kya hua Bey?" Siddharth asked rubbing his ear.
"Tune suna... aunty ne kya kaha?"
"Ha yahi na ki LADKIYA CHAHIYE LADKE NAHI"
"Nahi pagal... waha 2 aur kamre hai!"
"Ha toh?"
"Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun. Apartment mast hai?" Kushal asked putting an arm around Siddharth's shoulder and walking. Siddharth found it sus but let it slide.
"Ha."
"Humare budget mein hai?" Kushal scooted closer.
"Ha." Shifting uncomfortably. He hated human touch.
"Aur Hum dono ke paas deadline hai right?" Said Kushal pulling Siddharth towards him.
"Ha toh?" Siddharth asked confused but what he heard next scared the crap out of him!
"Agar hum aunty se ye keh de ki hum dono u know.... WE ARE TOGETHER to shayad hum yaha reh payenge!!!!"
"Whattttttttttttttttt????? Seriously?????? Nooooooooooooooo" Siddharth exclaimed pushing him away.
"Par kyu ? Kya problem hai? Please don't tell me ke tum jhoot nahi bol sakte and shit kyu ki tu dikhta bade Harami type ka hai." Kushal whined and then said with a smirk.
"Sale ruk tu sari haramipanti dikhata hu mein tujhe..." Siddharth said threatening him.
"Achha sorry bhai.... Problem kya hai bata naaaaaa......" Kushal asked.
"Problem ye hai ki mein tujh mein interested NAHI HU!!!!" Siddharth exasperated.
"Ha to mein bhi nahi hu. Not my type bro!
Ab dekh agar hume raste pe nahi rehna hai to hume bas ek aunty se jhoot bolna padega aur unko hume tenants rakhne ke liye manana hoga usme itna kya hai?
Aur hum yaha reh ke phir naya apartment ka soch sakte hai! And this apartment is quit near our workplace! Aur tu chahe to mein Miami ke saare Ladkiyon ko bata dunga you are totally into girls bas Aunty ko nahi batayenge Chalega?" Kushal tried convincing him.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures!" Siddharth said with a smirk.
***
1304,ROSSBELL WOODS,
The bell rang loudly and the same Aunty opened the door.
"Are tum dono phir aa gaye?" She shouted.
"Actually Aunty hume aapko kuch batana hai...." Kushal said nervously.
"Jaldi bolo tumhare jaise velli nahi hu mein!" Aunty replied.
"Um...baat yeh hai ki HUM DONO SAATH HAI." Kushal said shyly.
"Vo to dikh raha hai." Aunty said running the filer through her nails.
"Are vaise nahi! Siddharth mera bohat accha dost hai u know bohot KHAAS DOST hai." He said again.
"Oooo Ab Samajh Aaya.......AAJ FRIENDSHIP DAY HAI!!!!
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!!" Aunty chirped.
"Nahi aunty WE ARE TOGETHER!!"
"Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha!" Aunty said utterly puzzled.
"We love each other... BOYFRIEND hai yeh mera....."
Siddharth said done with the drama.
Dead silence.
"Aunty?" Kushal clicked his fingers in front of two widely opened eyes of the elderly woman.
"Aunty ji!" He did it again.
"Babe!" Kushal said and recieved a tight smack on his face.
"Babe hoga tera boyfriend." Aunty said.
" Ye ghoom phir ke batane wali baat thodi thi! Sidha sidha bolte na itna sharmane ki kya jarurat thi? You are gay! Simple." Aunty said softly. Shocking the crap out of the boys.
"Aur aapko koi problem nahi hai!" Siddharth said stuttering.
"Mujhe kyu problem hoga! Tum is lambu se pyaar karte ho isme mujhe kya!" Aunty said sweetly shocking them further more.
"So sweet of you Aunty! Aap kitni accepting ho! Vaise, hum aapki madat hi karne aaye hai!" Kushal said.
"Madat? Meri?" She asked confused.
"Ab aapka ye LADKE NAHI LADKIYA CHAHIYE wala problem solve ho gaya na...." Kushal said.
"Vo kaise?" Aunty asked.
"Main aur Siddharth dono rooms le lenge! Simple."
"Par hume to yaha do ladkiya hi chahiye." Aunty was adamant on her point.
"Aunty aap emotionally soch rahe ho, logic se socho! Agar humari jagah yaha do ladkiya rehti to kya hota?" Siddharth said melodramatically.
"Kya hota?"
"Wo apne boyfriends ko lati, raat bhar party karte, daru sharu, cigarette aur SEX!!!"
"Aap hi batao, aapke is shudh ghar mein koi aire gaire log aake party karke, daaru aur suttebazi karenge, to aapko accha lagega? Aur aaj sex aur hook-ups to bohot normal si baat hai aunty! Aap hi sochlo... bas sochte waqt Sex yaad rakhna!" Siddharth launched the weapon!
Indians and sex. One of the biggest rivalries yet the enormous population! He knew, bringing up topic of sex is directly proportional to him getting this house and that was exactly what happened!
"Hawww!" Aunty gasped in sheer horror as if she had seen a ghost! No matter what, she couldn't allow sex in her house! After all, it is against Parampara, Pratishtha and Anushasan! Isn't it?
"Yeh kisiko ghar lane wala plan to humare saath ho hi nahi sakta kyuki me aur Siddharth ek dusre ko bohot chahte hai!" Kushal said and held Siddharth's hand lovingly, which he jerked.
"Aur aap hi socho agar hum Jaise do hatte katte ladke yaha rahenge to safety ka bhi issue nahi hoga aur aaj kal Umar dekhke koi thodi kuch karta hai" Siddharth said seriously.
"Ayeeeeee!!!! Dara kyu Raha hai? Aur vaise bhi hum yaha nahi rehte humari MRUNAL aur SHEHNAAZ yaha rehete hai..." Aunty shouted and took deep breaths to calm herself.
The doorbell rang and the voice of ting tong resonated in the whole living room. Aunty walked past them to open the door, leaving confused Kushal and Siddharth behind.
"Ab yeh Shehnaaz aur Mrunal ka kya chakkar hai? Ab saala yehi karte rahe kya? Pata nahi ab vo dono kaise honge!" Siddharth asked irritated as soon as he saw aunty out of the sight.
"Abe yeh aunty aisi hai to wo dono kaise honge?" Kushal thought aloud. And Siddharth too joined in. They imagine younger version of aunty and cringed! As the boys were busy thinking about the mini aunty, they heard two sweet voices called them out of their thoughts.
"Hume bhi batao...Kaise?"
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Dostana!!!
Fanfiction*** Siddharth and Kushal are on a mission to find a new house as tenants. Shehnaaz and Mrunal have two rooms vacant and are looking for tenants.... What happens when Kushal and Siddharth are left with no other option but to pretend to be together i...
