Rangerboi: guys I have a question
Shutupnerdsss: here we fucking go
Rangerboi: nobody asked you
Rangerboi: so if someone has a crush on a lot of people what does that make them
Shutupnerdsss: someone who has a crush shut the fuck up asshole
Willyb: what
Rangerboi: answer the question
Wikemheeler: what's going on
Shutupnerdsss: he has a problem with every guy I find attractive
Shutupnerdsss: I say Finn Wolfhard's cute, he says he looks like Mike
Shutupnerdsss: I find Alex and the kid from scoops cute, he says we just met
Rangerboi: uh yeah because it's true
Rangerboi: nobody falls in love with someone they met in under a week
Willyb: Wh
Willyb: what
Shutupnerdsss: He's like "yOu dOnT kNow hIm" and I've been talking to him since we met
Rangerboi: which was less than a week ago
Shutupnerdsss: shut up
Rangerboi: you know I'm right
Skatamax: okay so I'm usually all for people doing whatever they want but he's right
Skatamax: y'all just met
Shutupnerdsss: okay and? You and my brother started dating like two weeks after meeting each other
Skatamax: fair enough
Eggohopper: how do you even know you're in love with this guy
Shutupnerdsss: He's nice
Shutupnerdsss: he listens to me
Skatamax: damn the bar for straight girls is so low
(AN: fr tho I've seen girls have crushes on guys because they don't call them a whore)
Skatamax:
Dustinhen: so you think you guys have a connection because he listens and is nice
Shutupnerdsss: yes exactly
Dustinhen: are you listening to yourself
Willyb: you're sounding like Kathrine Howard
Willyb: and we all know how her life went
Shutupnerdsss: that's different tho
Shutupnerdsss: we actually have a connection
Willyb: that's literally what's said in the song but ok
Shutupnerdsss: I'm serious
Wikemheeler: okay coming from his perspective
Wikemheeler: you're his little sister. He doesn't want you to get hurt because of some asshole
Willyb: I get where you're coming from tho
Willyb: my older brother kinda did the same thing
Shutupnerdsss: EXACTLY
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
