Family - Part 2 (Reader/Lena Luthor)

Lighter + Hairspray = Flamethower

Chapter by: MachoNachoKennedy

You and Lena are currently behind one of the DEO's standard issued vehicles for cover as the alien continued to shoot at you. The guns that everyone was shooting at it were useless as they just slipped down his body like butter. However, Lena had taken notice how he was carefully avoiding the flames.

"Darling, I have an idea. Our guns are useless but we can hurt them with a little fire. I have a lighter and some hairspray with me, we can try it out against them."

"What?! Why do you even have hairspray with you?!"

"Bad hair days! But we're not talking about that. Lets fucking fry those bitches."

You sigh heavily as she starts to pull out the lighter and hairspray. You take them from her, earning you a scowl.

"First, don't bring stuff that isn't standardized for use on a mission. Second, for the love of god, we're not frying anyone."

Lena crosses her arms and turns away from you.

"You really take away the fun from everything."