what I know now

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Universe name: what I know now

WARNING: MENTIONS OF SUICIDE!

izuku was in a red dress on a stage "I was hot! I went to parties a lot" he sniffed and pointed off-camera "Y'know?" there was a laugh"I was driving Lamborghinis, Sipping super-dry martinis! In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht!" he leans on a teenage eri who was next to a teen Kota"But I was depressed, Also completely obsessed" a flashback appeared (the same as the video) "An unhappy beauty queen, Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina! I had such low self-esteem. I was a mess!"

"So I gave it all up for the netherworld. I've been here forever, girl. If I was more clever, girl." he tapped his head"I would've stuck it out. Knowing what life's about. Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing" ghost-like figures surround him"Everyone here is alone, So if you are breathing Go home!" Eri looks shocked

"If I knew then" *hip wiggle*

Boys (except Aizawa, kurogori and shigaraki): *blushing*

"What I know now!" he smiles "I would have looked within and let love in somehow."

"If I only knew The truth back the, I wouldn't have had my little 'accident' " he lifts up his arms to shows his writs with cuts on them

Everyone: wha-what

"Don't be blind, You left your whole life behind" he puts a hand on eri's shoulder "See a shrink, Call a priest, Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind!" he cries

Everyone: poor izu

Sero: "Don't jump when the light is red"

Denki:"Toasters should be used for bread"

Todoroki: "Never smoke cigars in bed"

Kirishima:"Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro"

Uraraka: "Don't cheat on the one you wed"

Momo: "Never whip a thoroughbred"

Tokoyami: "Angry pygmies shrunk his head"

Jiro: "Why did it take death to see"

Aoyama:"Happiness was up to me?"

"If I knew then! * dances* What I know now"

"I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow"

"I thought I knew But I was wrong"

" 'Cause life is short But death is super long!"

Bakugou: "I exploded!"

someone rips off izukus skirt to reveal an under thing (in the video) and he starts dancing, he even brings eri to dance with him.

Boys (except Aizawa, kurogori and shigaraki): *blushing more*

"If I knew then" *shoulder wiggle*

(If I knew)

"What I know now!"

"I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine" izuku drinks a glass of wine "Before my final bow" he bends back slightly "If I knew (If I knew)"

"The things that now I know, I would ride the highs and cherish the lows, Going, it's a quick trick 'around the rodeo"

"So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show, That's what I know!"

"Life is short but death is long"

"Here, one minute then it's gone"

"Thought I knew but I was wrong"

"If I only knew what I know now!"

THE END

Naturi: so...

Everyone: That was cool!

Peace out my Kings, Queens, and Non-binary royalties!

BYE-BYE!

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