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Uraraka: dead boy walking?
Naturi: shinshou you and eri might want to leave
Shinshou: why?
Naturi: one it's not child friendly two you might try to kill the requestor and me so leave
Shinshou: *sighs*fine but I still don't understand why
Naturi: I'll tell you later now *puts eri and shinshou into another room* okay now start the video

Izuku drunkly walked onto the screen.

Sero: he looks so cool and girly but coolEveryone: *agrees*

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Sero: he looks so cool and girly but cool
Everyone: *agrees*

"The demon queen of high school has decreed it"
Momo appears.

"She says Monday, 8am I will be deleted"
I

zukus face was blacked out with a red line across his neck
"They'll hunt me down in study hall"
"Stuff and mount me on the wall"
"Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them?"

Aizawa: dramatic problem child

"I don't have to stay and die like cattle"
"I could change my name and ride up to Seattle"
Izuku falls down
"But I don't own a motorbike"

He sits up and looks across the street and he lightens up a bit
"Wait, here's an option that I like"
H

e gets up
"Spend these thirty hours getting freaky!"

"Yeah!"
"I need it hard"

Everyone: WhAt!?

"I'm a dead boy walking!"
"

I'm in your yard"
He climbed up a tree
"I'm a dead boy walking!"
"Before they punch my clock"
He jumps onto a balcony
"I'm snapping off your window lock"
"Got no time to knock!"

I'm a dead boy walking...
H

e stands looking at a sleeping bakugou

"Veronica! What're you doing in my room?"Bakugou wakes up confused
"Shh..." Izuku puts his finger on bakugous lips with a drink smile
"Sorry but I really had to wake you"
"See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you"
Bakugou blushes
"'Cause Heather says I gots to go"
"You're my last meal on death row"

"Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whiteys!" (Watch the video above to get an idea of what happens next)
"Come on!"

"Tonight I'm yours"
"I'm your dead boy walking!"
"Get on all fours!"
"Kiss this dead boy walking!"
"Let's go, you know the drill"

"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill"
"Bow down to the will-"
"Of a dead boy walking!"

"And you know, you know, you know"
"It's 'cause you're beautiful"
"You say you're numb inside"
"But I can't agree"
"So the world's unfair"

"Keep it locked out there"
In here it's beautiful"
"Let's make this beautiful!"
"That works for me."

"YEAH!"

"Full steam ahead"

"Take this dead girl walking!"

"How'd you find my address?"
"Let's break the bed!"

"Rock this dead girl walking!"
"I think you tore my mattress!"

"No sleep tonight for you"
"Better chug that Mountain Dew!"
"Okay, okay"
"Get your ass in gear"
"Make this whole town disappear"

"Okay, okay!"
"Slap me, pull my hair"
"Touch me"
"There and there and there"
"And no more talking!"
"Whoa!"
"Love this dead girl walking!"
"Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, yeah," "yeah"
"Love this dead girl"
"Whoa, whoa, hey, hey"
"wait, wait"
"Walking!"
"Love this dead girl!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Ow!"
"Yeah!"

End

Everyone: welp.... That was gay
Naturi: now I'm going to bring shinshou and eri back. no one tell shinshou anything
Naturi: *brings them back*
Shinshou: what happened
Naturi: WELL LOOK AT THE TIME NEXT VIDEO

thanks loveshipsmimi for your request

I felt really uncomfortable reading this... This is my least favourite song from the entire musical, and I loved the musical! I just skip this song whenever it comes up...

Peace out my kings, queens and non-binary royalties!

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