dekuverse

say my name

shin: "Yes"

Deku: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeee—"

Shin "Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good"

Deku: "—cause!"

Everyone: *laughing"

shin: "What?"

"You're so smart! A stand-up bro! I'll think about your offer" he winks
"Let you know" he walks over to the edge of the roof. "But I prefer my chances down below" he doses a diving motion before walking away

Deku: "Beetlejuice"

Shin: "Yes!"

Deku: "Beetlejuice"

Shin: "Yes!"

"being young and male, Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark" he walks past him "I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark!" he doses Kirishima's hand thing "Yes, life sucks But not that much. OK, Beetlejuice" shinsou looks exited "Beetlejuice"

Shin: 'just a little more' 

"Be a doll and spare the lecture!"

"I'm offering you a full-time specter"

"Are you any good?"

"You betcha"

"Trust me, baby!" he holds his hand out

izuku goes to grab his hand "I just met ya" he retracts his hand"Really, it's a flattering offer!"

"Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?"

"I think I'd rather just jump off"

"No!"

"I may be suicidal. But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind!"

"So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look."

"Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?"

uraraka: "Deku! there you are!"

Iida: "Are you all alright?" 

Uraraka: Iida it's us!

Iida: Yes it is.

Shin: "A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!"

I

ida: "Get away from him! Deku, this is a dangerously unstable individual"

[shinsou possesses uraraka and Iida]

uraraka: "Betelgeuse is sexy!"

Iida: "Betelgeuse is smart!

ura + Iida: "BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help! We found him on Yelp! Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him!"

ura + Iida:"Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!"

uraraka: "What the heck was that?"

Iida: "So violating!"

shin: "There you go, kid. A couple of five-star reviews."

Deku: "What was that?"

Shin: "That was possession, Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson"

Deku: "Any ghost?"

Shin: "Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure"

Deku: "Then, Beetlejuice, who do I need you for?" he smirks

Shin: "Whoa, whoa, Whoa whoa whoa!"

"Hold up- hold up, boy, I'm your pal. They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell!" He rips off his face.

Girls: *gets kinda scared*

"I know, I went a little hard on the sell! But we're BF-F-F-F's forever!" he goes for a hug

[Deku  pushes BETELGEUSE off of the roof of the house.]  

Shin: "Agh!"

Ura+Iida: "DEKU!"

Everyone: Deku!

Deku: "What? He was already dead. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff."

"We don't need that demon! The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening! Together we can make a grown man weep. Guys, I got a dinner date to keep!" he smirks

Iida: "Okay, so what's the plan?"

"Teach dad a lesson. He's gonna freak when we possess him!" he stands on the edge of the roof as the wind makes his hair move "So, he wants the perfect son, I'll lead that lamb to slaughter! Yeah, I got game!" he turns to the side and starts walking "I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name)" uraraka and Iida follow him "I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name), I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name)"

"I'll make him say my name!" he smirks

Everyone: *confused*

Naturi: Okay so shinso is a demon in this and sees izuku about to jump so he decides to try and stop izu and maybe help him to become visible to other people in the process. oh, also uraraka and Iida are ghosts too.

Naturi: Anyways next universe

Peace out my kings, queens and nonbinary royalties

Bye-bye