JoJo Stories Ft. Plot Generator

Stupid Person

Me being me, I decided to translate this batch of stories. The next batch will be all the previous chapters translated through Mongolian and Igbo.

INT. MANSION - AUTOMOBILE

Hamon's spokesman MR JOSEPH JOESTAR argues that Hamon's lover is MR CAESAR ZEPPELLI. Joseph tried to avoid Caesar, but he left.

JOSEPH

Caesar, don't leave me.

TIME S

Forgive me, Joseph, but I am looking for a brave man. Someone who encounters music, someone who runs.

JOSEPH

I am such a person!

TIME S.

TIME S

Good luck, Joseph. I'm unhappy in this relationship right now.

CAESAR then left.

Joseph was watching him win.

Soon after, Hamon's mother, Joseph Moss, gave Lisa (Elizabeth) a wish to Lisa (Joestar).

JOSEPH

Good luck, Lisa (Elizabeth)! Are you all right?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I'm not afraid.

JOSEPH

What is this? Don't get me wrong ...

LISA (ELIZABETH)

He's ... a columnist ... I've seen a bad guy's collar kill some old people!

JOSEPH

Unreliable elders?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Yes, dangerous seniors!

JOSEPH

Bloomin 'heck, Lisa (Elizabeth)! We did something.

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I agree, but I don't know where to start.

JOSEPH

Did you start telling me what happened?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I was ...

LISA (ELIZABETH) defends herself and begins to slow down.

JOSEPH

Focus on Lisa (Elizabeth), pay attention! Where did it happen?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Weeds! That's right - Wild!

Joseph got up and started running.

EL. ROB --R CON - NAME

Joseph got out of the way and then into LISA (ELIZABETH). They enter some of the back lanes and skip the rest.

EL. Best - on SHR AF MONEY

WAMMU PILLERMAN A fool who scares two old men.

Joseph and LISA (ELIZABETH) follow him to WAMMU, but suddenly stop on the way.

LISA (ELIZABETH)

What is this? What is this?

JOSEPH

It's not just an old man, it's Dr. Wammu!

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Who is Vammu?

JOSEPH

Who is Wammu? Wammu is just the stupidest column in the world!

LISA (ELIZABETH)