Who has the scariest girlfriend/boyfriend?
Percy: Annabeth judo-flipped me once because she missed me
(Annabeth: a perfectly valid reason.)
Carter: Zia's a bada** b*tch who doesn't give a ****
(Sadie: who are you and what have you done to my brother?)
Will: Nico can summon ghosts and stuff?
(Nico: YOU PREVENTED ME FROM DOING IT THOUGH!
Will: if was for your own good, jeez)
Magnus: Alex cut off my head once because I was gonna die in a worse way
(Alex: ÙwÚ)
Everyone: ...
Magnus: ha-ha, I win
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FanfictionIf I was you, I'd wanna be me, too But you probably won't, you think that you're cooler than me
