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Sadie: Percy, say hi to the poodle.

Percy: no, not again!

Annabeth: *holding back laughter* say hello to the poodle

Percy: ...

Sadie: SAY HULLO TO THE POODLE

Percy: Fine. Hello, poodle

Poodle: hi.

Percy: *sheieks and jumps*

Poodle: remember me?

Percy: ...

Walt: Sadie, what are you doing?

Sadie: Walt, look! I've grown quite fond of this dog!

Poodle: *actually Alex*

Alex: *brushes off pants* well, that was fun!

Sadie: awww, my poodle!

Walt: ... okay, what?

Percy: *confused as heck* umm...

Alex: HEEEERE, MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE

Annabeth: ...

Walt: ...

Percy: ... I hate reliving 6th grade.

Annabeth: as I recall, none of this happened on our first quest. Except you saying hi to the poodle.

Percy: ... shut up.

Sadie: Ooh, can I help? Who's Maggie?

Alex: he's my significant annoyance.

Nico: *pops up* HEY, THATS MY LINE *disappears*

Will: *screaming from half a mile away* I SAID NO SHADOW TRAVEL, YA TURD

Alex: ah, gayness. Such fun.

Continuation?

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