As it says, swear warning.
Also, some small spoilers to my upcoming book, which does finally have a name! Yay!
The official name will be released soon!
Anyway, just so there is no confusion, when Steve and Hero refer to Origin as Orion, that is not a mistake, that's a purpose.
With all that being said, I hope y'all enjoy!
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Origin, causally drawing in his room:
Hero: WHO STOLE MY FUCKING COOKIES?!
Steve: YOU ATE THEM YESTERDAY DUMBASS!
Hero: I DIDN'T EAT ALL OF THEM!
Steve: WELL YOU MUST HAVE BECAUSE I DIDN'T TOUCH THEM!
Hero: YOU STOLE THEM, DIDN'T YOU ASSHAT?!
Steve: I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEANUT BUTTER YOU BASTARD!
Origin, laughing softly to himself while eating a cookie: They're going to kill eachother
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How age makes a difference.
{The Youngest}
Origin, accidentally cut himself: Shit, ow
Hero: Oh my god, are you okay?!
Steve: Don't worry, I have the first aid kit!
Origin: It's barely even bleeding!
{The Middle}
Hero, runs into a wall: Fuck!
Steve, wheezes and slaps his knee: HAHA!
Origin: Are you okay?
{The Oldest}
Steve, falls down the stairs: AHHHH!
Hero from up stairs: DID YOU BREAK YOUR NECK?
Steve, faintly: I think I dislocated my shoulder
Hero: Dammit!
Origin: Why are you two so mean?
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Steve walks into the kitchen like any normal day.
Steve:...
Steve: Why the fuck are you dancing on top of the counter?
Hero: I'm teaching Orion how to sexy dance
Origin: Hi!
Steve: 1, why? 2, why on the kitchen counter? And 3, you don't even how to do that.
Hero: I know! So get up here and teach us!
And they proceeded to dance on the countertop
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Void: So, do you want to get lunch some time?
Origin: Yeah! That sounds like fun!
Void: How does Friday sou-
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