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Stupid Pillar Man

INT. MANSION - AFTERNOON

Funny Hamon user MR JOSEPH JOESTAR is arguing with loving Hamon user MR CAESAR ZEPPELLI. JOSEPH tries to hug CAESAR but he shakes him off.

JOSEPH

Please Caesar, don't leave me.

CAESAR

I'm sorry Joseph, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

JOSEPH

I am such a person!

CAESAR frowns.

CAESAR

I'm sorry, Joseph. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

CAESAR leaves.

JOSEPH sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, giving Hamon user/Joseph's mom MRS LISA (ELIZABETH) LISA (JOESTAR) barges in looking flustered.

JOSEPH

Goodness, Lisa (Elizabeth)! Is everything okay?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I'm afraid not.

JOSEPH

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

LISA (ELIZABETH)

It's ... a pillar man ... I saw an evil pillar man kill a bunch of elderly gents!

JOSEPH

Defenseless elderly gents?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Yes, defenseless elderly gents!

JOSEPH

Bloomin' heck, Lisa (Elizabeth)! We've got to do something.

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

JOSEPH

You can start by telling me where this happened.

LISA (ELIZABETH)

I was...

LISA (ELIZABETH) fans himself and begins to wheeze.

JOSEPH

Focus Lisa (Elizabeth), focus! Where did it happen?

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Forest! That's right - Forest!

JOSEPH springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

JOSEPH rushes along the street, followed by LISA (ELIZABETH). They take a shortcut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. FOREST - SHORTLY AFTER

WAMMU PILLERMAN a stupid pillar man terrorises two elderly gents.

JOSEPH, closely followed by LISA (ELIZABETH), rushes towards WAMMU, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

LISA (ELIZABETH)

What is is? What's the matter?

JOSEPH

That's not just any old pillar man, that's Wammu pillerman!

LISA (ELIZABETH)

Who's Wammu pillerman?