Wikemheeler: guyssss I need your help
Shutupnerdsss: with what
Wikemheeler: What should I wear on my date today???
Eggohopper: will said you looked handsome is navy blue so,,,maybe do something with that?
Wikemheeler: thank youuu
Skatamax: wait why didn't you ask Dustin and Lucas? Don't u know them more?
Wikemheeler: I know for a fact that Lucas would say "didn't ask" so I came to the experts
(AN: fun fact there was a part where he asked Lucas and Dustin for advice but Lucas said didn't ask. I chose to take it out)
Eggohopper: Erica come over
Shutupnerdsss: why doe
Eggohopper: So we can practice makeup on Will, duh
Shutupnerdsss: Mike's gonna say sum 🥴
Skatamax: omg can I come?
Eggohopper: sure
Rangerboi: all u ladies pop ur pussies like thisss
Willyb: shake ya body, don't stop don't miss
Shutupnerdsss: all ya ladies pop ur pussies like this, shake ur body don't stop don't miss
Dustinhen: just do it, do it, do it now
Skatamax: do it good
Eggohopper: What is this madness
Wikemheeler: What do u want P L E A S E
Will sat on his bed, waiting for El's friends. Yes, he PROMISED to allow them to practice makeup on him, but he was still worried on how their skills were.
Max and Erica burst in the room, both holding snacks and candy. Soon, he was surrounded on all sides by girls. Well, only three girls.
Wikemheeler: hey I need help
Johnnyboy: with what?
Wikemheeler: do u know Will's favorite place in Hawkins?
Johnnyboy: idk man, maybe the junior high bleachers? He's always drawing there
Johnnyboy: why do you ask?
Wikemheeler: his first date with me needs to be perfect, duh
Mike stared at himself in the mirror. Yes, he has spent 2 hours trying to chose what to wear. The date was in 30 minutes, and he had to pick Will up. He chewed on the inside of his cheek, pondering the options. Will doesn't really like Nike, so that eliminates his first idea. A vest or tuxedo would be too much for the fair though. Well, Will had always liked how Mike looked in turtlenecks, but it was almost summer!
Mike had finally decided on a striped yellow shirt and navy blue cuffed jeans. Hopefully this looked good. Then, he rushed back to the bathroom to add the finishing touches to his look. He sprayed on his cologne, Will liked how it smelled. Then Mike brushed out his hair so it'd be extra fluffy.
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...