Lani & the City Boy ✔️

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❝ you deserve the
love you keep trying to
give the world ❞

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16th of march, 2018

6:34pm

you act like you're indestructible,
but you're not.

yeah, wolverine seemed
indestructible, but he died lmao.

what??? who's wolverine?

WHAT? how do you not
know who wolverine is?

oh sorry, this is the wrong number.

it's cool, but seriously,
come onnn. how do you not know who wolverine is???

i am so incredibly sorry, guess
i'm not a loser like you.

okay, i'm going to delete this number now.

uhh why??

you just called me a loser.

and...

i don't really want to be friends with someone who insults me 1 minute into a discussion.

guess you're going to have to
get used to it.

for real, i'm deleting your number.

farewell person who doesn't know who wolverine is. have a tremendous life not being cultured in the marvel universe.

wait, please can we talk for a while?

why? i don't even know you.

and on a more serious note, i do not want to talk to you.

stranger danger and all that shit.

i don't know. you could be a fifty
year old pervert for all i know. but i
need something take my mind
off things right now.

you'll be a great distraction. you also seem to have little outbursts
which i find amusing.

do you not have friends?

no.

was that a joke?

and for the record, i'm not a pervert.

and i do not have "outbursts".

point proven.

was not.

was too.

also, are you sure you're not a pervert?because i'm getting serious fifty
year old vibes from you.

i'm pretty confident knowing that i'm not a fifty year old predator thank you very much.

pics or it didn't happen.

and i wasn't joking about the friends thing. i have like one and a half at most.

two on a good day.

i'm not sending you a picture. and to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me if you don't have friends at all.

it's okay sweetie, not all of us are
perfect. i just want to know who i'm messaging.

and like i said , i have one and a half friends at most, which is good
enough for me.

well, i guess you're never going to find out who you're messaging because i'm not sending a photo.

boo you whore!

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