SO IDK IF ANYONE IS SENSITIVE ABT THIS BUT THEY JOKE ABT STDS IN THIS CHAPTER IF U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THT THIS IS JUST A HEADS UP <3
"PLEASE TELL ME ???"
"THE HEAD OF THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS HAS AN STD!"
"URARAKA I LOVE YOU!"
SO?? WHAT STD DO THEY HAVE???
pls say tetanus...
THATS NOT AN STD???
STOP RUINING MY FUN I HATE YOU SO MUCH
OK CHILL OUT DONT KILL ME!
"Ok so he goes by Shigaraki, I know where their hideout is I also know his biggest fear, how many girls he's dated (0 he's never dated anyone), when he brushes his teeth, if he flosses, and that he definitely has head lice and crabs." Uraraka blurted out.
THATS SO SPECIFIC
"CRABS???? HAHAHAHA DOES HE NOT SHOWER OR SOMETHING???" I choked out between laughter.
HE HAS CRABS AND HEAD LICE ??? AAAA
"I'm sorry Y/N but, he doesn't shower..."
DISGUST
"Oh my god- no wonder they hate V.E.I.L."
THE FIRST RULE OF THIS GANG IS THAT YOU MUST BE CLEAN! WE NEED TO LOOK PRESENTABLE! RULE #1!
"They are a war crime, I can't believe they would try to slander V.E.I.L. like this." Uraraka frowned, her hand clenching into a fist.
ITS OK IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH TO SEE THAT V.E.I.L VALUES BEING SQUEAKY CLEAN OVER ANYTHING
STILL
WAR
"Uraraka dig up the most incriminating things you have on them <3"
WE RIDE AT DAWN
"Of course Boss!" She cheered going right back to work.
This is the life.
I do wonder though...
IF HE HAS CRABS DO OTHER PEOPLE IN THEIR GROUP HAVE CRABS????
"Hey Dumbass," Bakugo flipped me off as he walked into the room.
LOVE YOU
"Hi idiot supreme," I beamed shooting him back finger hearts.
XOXO
"What are you doing?" He murmured walking up behind me.
Ok hot.
"Oh! I'm looking to see what STDs this other gang has <3 you know normal things <3333"
"Ah ok," he paused, "do you want help?"
ALWAYS
"OK YOU TAKE THESE PAPERS!" I cheered passing a small stack onto Bakugo.
LOVE U
"What the fuck do all gang members have STDs???" Bakugo looked up, appalled.
...
"OF COURSE NOT! I STAY SAFE XOXO."
"ARE YOU SURE???" He looked over at me frowning.
why would u even think tht im so betrayed...
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veil (Bakugo x Reader)
FanfictionHigh school sweethearts Y/N and Bakugo meet again after years of being apart. Only Y/N is the leader of a global crime syndicate and Bakugo is a florist. All it takes is a failed bank robbery for them to meet again after all these years. Will Y/N re...
