veil (Bakugo x Reader)

10. ruby

"You're so fucking stupid."

"No I'm not 'stupid' im pregnant!"

"AS IF! I'M NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THAT!"

"I SWEAR TO GOD IM PREGNANT!"

"WHAT GOD???"

"ME! IM GOD SHUT UR UGLY MOUTH U BUTT!"

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"OK 'GOD' ARE YOU PREGANT?"

"N-YES YES I AM IM SO PREGNANT SO SUCK IT UGLY!"

CLOSE ONE Y/N ITS SO GREAT THAT YOU'RE SMART AND NO ONE CAN EVER BEAT U!

"YOU ALMOST SAID NO HAH!"

"WELL I JUST GOT PREGNANT IT HASN'T REALLY SUNK IN!"

"THAT MAKES NO SENSE! WE ONLY STARTED HANGING OUT YESTERDAY AND I WOULD NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING NASTY WITH YOU STUPID!"

well...

"Bakugo..." I touched his shoulder gently.

"No nothing happened," he pushed my arm away.

Whatever you say...

"OK FINE I'M NOT PREGNANT!"

"GOOD I DON'T WANT YOUR UGLY CHILDREN!"

Really?

"You don't?"

"That was a lie don't worry."

Ok good.

"Ok then I'm leaving," Bakugo sighed standing up from his seat.

WHAT WHY????

"No ? ? ? U ? ? ? ? Aren't ? ? ? ? ?"

Eye wont leg u !!

"I have more important people to talk to sucker," he rolled his eyes making his way to the door.

:/ but :/:/ im :/ :/ :/ most :/ :/ :/ :/ important :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ person :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ ? ? :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

"LIKE WHO?"

"Kirishima," Bakugo grumbled, "unlike SOMEONE he kept in touch with me."

RIGHT MR. COP BOYO

"OK IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE AND LOST ALL MY CONTACTS!"

I dropped it in the ocean.

"THATS STUPID YOU CAN GET THAT STUFF RETRIEVED!"

OCEAN

"NO I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE OCEAN!"

if I didn't i would b in jail heheh

"WHY?"

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"JUST BECAUSE!"

I was being chased by the cops!

"FINE IM COMING WITH YOU! I WANT TO SAY HI TO KIRISHIMA 2!"

"FINE I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU!"

OFC HE DOES IM SPECIAL!

"UNLIKE SOMEONE KIRISHIMA WOULDN'T FORGET ME WE WERE GOOD FRIENDS!"

WE WENT DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT PATHADHASKDHASD SKFHDLHFLJDFD

"YEAH RIGHT AND I DIDN'T EVEN FORGET I JUST PRETENDED TO!"