Takanosuke: -Rolling around on floor-
Kite: “What's Takanosuke doing?”
Shinobu: “He's cleaning the floor. Takanosuke! Little Xtra soap!”
Takanosuke: -Starts foaming-
Shinobu: “Better.”
Kite: “1: That's not cleaning the floor, and 2: Sak's gonna be mad when he finds out you hypnotized Takanosuke with your new powers.”
Shinobu: “He's hypnotized too.”
Kite: “Doing what?”
Shinobu: “Cleaning the bathroom, duh. Toilet's a mess 'cuz of Kira.”
Kite: (ﾟДﾟ )“EWWWWWW!!!!”
Shinobu: “Oh, BTW, I ordered take out from that legit fortune cookie place.”
Zyro: “YAY!!! Tank chu mommy!”
Kira: “Wat-eveerrr!”
Shinobu: “Any time kids. Any time.”
Kite: “Who's Ren, Eight and I?”
Shinobu: “Ren's my husband, you're the crazy uncle, Eight's the idiot cousin, and Kid's the symmetry hobo who can play an oboe.”
Kite: “ARMS OF DISAPPROVAL!!!”┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
Eight: “It's actually pretty fitting.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ren: “Honey I'm home!” ^_^
Zyro: “Oh! Daddy! I wanna hug!” (づ｡◕ ‿‿ ◕｡)づ
Ren: “Well, I wanted a raise, but did I get one?”
Zyro: “Yeah.”
Ren: “Okay, come mere you!” -Hugs Zyro- “Kira?”
Kira: “Wat is it mom?”
Ren: “You forgot yo clean yo' room! And no, the slaves can't do it for you.”
Kira: “I wanna rifle! So I can't shoot you and Zyro!”
Zyro: “WAAAAH!”
Shinobu: “You'll shoot your eye out!”
Kite: “Not that classic phrase.”
Zyro: “EY! UNCLE KITE! I PASSED CHEMISTRY!!!”
Kite: “Okay, I'll play house.... How did you pass chemistry?”
Zyro: “I made out with a girl!” ♥‿♥
Shinobu: “You did what?.....” ಠ_ಠ
Zyro: “......”
Ren: “Ha ha! Good job son!”
Zyro: (⌒▽⌒)
Eight: -Hits Zyro with frying pan- “Kira, I've always loved you! And Zyro...... Your mom is this fat!” ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
Shinobu: -Scoffs- “Speak for yourself cookie monster!”
Sakyo: -Comes downstairs, grabs Takanosuke's hood-
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) -Drags him upstairs-
Shinobu: “How'd he break out of it?”
Kite: “I'm done with this house madness.” -Leaves-
Kira: “Wait, we were playing house?”
Zyro: “I was.”
Shinobu: “Me too.”
Ren: “I wasn't.”
Everyone else: ʘ_ʘ
Shinobu: “Then........ Oh never mind.”
YOU ARE READING
Shogun Steel One-shots.
FanfictionBeyblade: Shogun Steel One-shots of complete randomness and fun. (Kira is very OOC, but if you can overlook it, then welcome.)
