Kite, Sakyo, and Shinobu went to some symphony, leaving Eight, Takanosuke and Zyro home alone.
Zyro: “So what do we do while the others are gone?”
Eight: “Something!”
Takanosuke: “Yahtzee?”
Both: “No.”
Takanosuke: “Cranium?”
Both: “No.”
Takanosuke: “Boggle?”
Both: “No.”
Takanosuke: Mind Trap?”
Both: “No.”
Takanosuke: “Strip?”
Both: “Sur- NO!”
Takanosuke: “Ha ha.”
Zyro: “I got it! We make a video called 'What Your Kids Do When You're Out'!”
Both: “Uh, sure...”
Eight: “Let's get started then!”
~20 minutes later~
Takanosuke: -Turns on camera robot thingy. Deep voice- “And now, from Bud Light, we proudly present 'What Your Kids Do When You're Out'!”
Zyro: -At table- “Man, I'm soo bored! What're we supposed to do while our parents are at the symphony thing?”
Eight: -At table- “No clue, but I'm bored too... You have any ideas Taylor?”
Takanosuke: “No, Elvis, I don't. Maybe there's something on TV.”
~Later watching Twilight~
Eight: “EWWW! What is that guy doing to her?!”
Zyro: “TURN IT OFF!”
Takanosuke: -Turns off TV~ “I can't believe Mom has that recorded! EW!”
Eight: “So Tay, you got any other 'bright' ideas?”
Takanosuke: “Shut it.”
Zyro: “Now what?”
Eight: “Video games?”
~Later looking through video games~
Zyro: “Figures there are only golfing, I Spy, and Zhu Zhu pets.”
Takanosuke: “Did they ever say anything about inviting over friends?”
Eight: “I don't think so, do you Zack?”
Zyro: “No, they didn't... But who do we know?”
Takanosuke: “How about that blond girl from the barber's shop?”
Zyro: “Dad says he doesn't like her.
Eight: “Why not?”
Zyro: “'Cuz Mom doesn't.”
Both: “Ooohh...”
Takanosuke: “I'm gonna go crazy if we don't do SOMETHING to cope with our boredom!”
~Ten minutes later, and they went crazy and started trashing the house~
Eight: -Jugs some Kool Aid- “PARTY! WOOOHOOO!” -Throws throw pillow-
Zyro: -Rips another pillow open and breaks a picture open- “WILD THANG!” -Throws couch cushion-
Takanosuke: -Ripping up a couch- “THIS IS FUN!” -Starts ripping it up like a dog- “Grr!”
Eight: -Starts breaking dishes- “BROKEN-” *Smash* “GLASS-” *Smash* “CAN-” (So on, so forth)
Zyro: -Smashes another picture on Takanosuke's head- “WHOO-”
Takanosuke: “OW!” -Glares at Zyro-
Zyro: “Oops... Sorry Taylor...”
Eight: “LONG LIVE THE KING!” -Tips icebox over- “AY YI YI YI YI!!” -Jumps onto table-
Takanosuke: -Rips microwave out of outlet, then smashes it onto floor- “YEEAH!”
Zyro: -Runs upstairs, then slides down banister throwing plates- “AHHHH!” -Lands on torn cushion with one shiny, reflection showing, plate. -Sings softly- “When will my reflection show..... Who I am.... Inside?” -Grins, then breaks the plate.
Eight: -Throws cup at Takanosuke- “THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!”
Takanosuke: “HEY!”
Eight: -Jumps on Takanosuke- “GIRLY GIRLY GIRLY! YOU LIKE LIKE ZACK'S BRO!”
Takanosuke: “I DO NOT!”
Zyro: “He does- WAIT WHAT?!”
Takanosuke: “ELVIS GET OFF!”
Eight: -Jugs more Kool Aid- “WHO NEEDS BEER WHEN YA GOT KOOL AID?!
Takanosuke: “THE IRISH!”
Zyro: “YEEEEEEEAHHH! TESTIFIEEED!” -Sings off-key- “TRANQUIL AS A FOREST!!! BUT A FIRE WITHIN! BE A MAN! YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER! BE A MAN! WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON! BE A MAN! WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE! MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF.......”
All three: “THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Zyro: “TIME IS RACING TOWARD US, TIL TH-”
Takanosuke: “Ahem.....” -Pushes Eight off and looks around- “Elvis, Zack...... Don't you think we need to clean up?”
Both: -Look around- “Yup.”
Takanosuke: “Well, no time like the-”
Sakyo, Shinobu, and Kite: -Walk through door. Eyes widen, shouts- “WHAT DID YOU DO?”
All three: -Look at each other- “RUN!”
Takanosuke: -Grabs camera and follows others upstairs into Eight's room-
~A day later, still in the room, checking the YouTube comments~
1: 'Who's the mom? XDDDDD'
2: 'LONG LIVE THE KING!'
3: 'Lol, I can't stop watching this!'
4: 'It's hard to tell who the responsible one is, but I think it's Taylor.'
5: 'U BOYS NEEDED TO GROW UP SOMETIME!'
Takanosuke: -Closes Chrome- “I think we're a hit!”
Eight: “Think? We ARE a hit!”
Zyro: “So... When do you think we'll be able to come out?”
Takanosuke: “We should stay holed up in here at least a month.”
All three: “Right.”
Yaay! I finally updated this!
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Shogun Steel One-shots.
ספרות חובביםBeyblade: Shogun Steel One-shots of complete randomness and fun. (Kira is very OOC, but if you can overlook it, then welcome.)
