Sakyo: "Hey Kite, whatcha doin'?"
Kite: "I'm currently working on a device, that will turn all apples into oranges!"
Sakyo: "....... Why?"
Kite: "Because I hate apples..."
Sakyo: "You're an apple! Ha ha ha!"
Kite: :P "Well.... Let's see if it works!" -Dramatically pushes red button-
Zyro: "Did it work?" -Looks at self- "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm..... Zyro!"
Takanosuke: -Turns to Sakyo, who is now Zyro- "Hmm.... What did I do wrong?" -Looks at self- "Hmm, it would appear I'm Takanosuke now."
Sakyo: -Zyro now Sakyo- "Guys! I'm Sakyo!"
~Okay, Zyro & Sakyo, Kite & Takanosuke, Kira & Ren, Shinobu & Eight, that's who switched with who~
Zyro: "Umm.... Wasn't Takanosuke taking a shower?"
Takanosuke: >:(
Kite: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Eight: "Yup."
Kite: -Fully dressed- "Guys what happened?! I'm Kite!"
Zyro: "You got lucky! Look at me!" -Grabs Sakyo's collar- "Listen you! You do anything stupid in my body, and I'll knock your lights out!"
~By the way, their real voices are coming out of their switched bodies~
Sakyo: "But wouldn't that be hurting yourself?" -Smirks-
Zyro: X[ "I hate you!"
Takanosuke: "Would you two stop bickering like five-year-olds! I need to concentrate so I can fix this machine and change us back!"
Shinobu: "What happens if you just push the button again?"
Takanosuke: “Nothing good I bet, it might make us permanently switched, and I can not stay in this imperfect body!”
Kite: “.....” -__-' “Idiot...”
Takanosuke: “Don't call me an idiot! I'm perfect in every single way! Do you want me to test that theory with you tonight?”
Kite: “What do you?........ NO THANKS!” onO
Sakyo: “What did he mean?” *3*
Zyro: -Face-palms- “Now, if anyone's an idiot it's Zyro.”
Sakyo: “No, you're the idiot.”
Zyro: “You are.”
Sakyo: “You are!”
Zyro: “You are!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “YOU'RE THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “NO, I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Sakyo: “I'M THE IDIOT!!”
Zyro: “I'm the idiot or so help me, may a demon drag me down!”
Sakyo: “Have it your way, you're the idiot.”
Zyro: O.O “I can't believe I fell for that...”
Kite: “Oi...”
Ren: “Ren, who have you been texting this entire time? Who on earth is Sora?”
Kira: “Why are you reading my texts?!”
Ren: “For fun.”
Shinobu: “Everyone shut up so Big Bro can work on the device!”
Kite: “Uh.......”
~Shinobu is sixteen, and Takanosuke is thirteen, that's messed up~
Takanosuke: “Um.... Thanks anyways Eight, Takanosuke, stand by, I might need some help with this.”
Kite: “Okay.”
~Several hours later~
Takanosuke and Kite: -Panting like crazy-
Kite: “We've been...... trying for hours....... and nothings working!” -Pants-
Takanosuke: -is wearing Kite's glasses- “Keep faith up, Takanosuke! We'll do it soon....” -Fiddles with device until a light turns green- “Aha! Now let's try!” -Dramatically pushes red button-
Device: -Shocks them and sends them into each other-
Kite: “Stupid thing!”
Eight: “What if the answer is to resume what we were doing before we got switched then push the button?”
Takanosuke: “Its worth a try, but who does what?”
Eight: “Well, we stayed where we were when we switched, I think that Kite should push the button, you know, Takanosuke in Kite's body.”
Sakyo: “It makes sense, everybody to your positions!”
~After positioning~
Takanosuke: “Okay, here goes nothing!” -Dramatically pushes red button-
Zyro: “...... Ha ha! It worked! I'm me again!”
Takanosuke: “I've never felt so violated!” -Shivers- XZ
Kite upstairs: “WOOOOHOOO! I'M HOT AGAIN!!”
Others except Kite: -Comes in-
Sakyo: “I'm me again, thank Omikami Amaterasu.”
Kira: “I liked being Ren!”
Ren: “I have to use the bathroom now!” -Runs off-
Eight: “Wow Shinobu, your idea worked.”
Shinobu: “I know!”
YOU ARE READING
Shogun Steel One-shots.
FanfictionBeyblade: Shogun Steel One-shots of complete randomness and fun. (Kira is very OOC, but if you can overlook it, then welcome.)
