Shogun Steel One-shots.

Victorious: Kite Sells Eight

Zyro: -Clears throat- Good morning!

Students: -In unison- Hey!

Zyro: Um, I'd like to introduce our guest lecturer, my friend, the head of Neutronium Records and the producer of the Platinum Music Awards, Doji Thornesmith.

Students: -Applause-

Doji: -Phone rings- Oh, sorry, darling! Gotta take this! -Opens phone and puts it to his ear- Yeah, what is it?

Zyro: Uh, Mason is going to be teaching us about how much fun and how exciting the music business can be and hopefully he'll-

Doji: No! You tell him he better be in that recording session or I'll have his fat head on a fork! Weas... Oh, Max it's you! Yes, guess what? You're fired! Now run home and tell your pregnant wife!

Sakyo: I love that man!

Shinobu: He's sweet...

Doji: Hello, kids.

Students: -Together- Hi!

Zyro: So Doji, what advice do you have for the students here at Hollywood Arts who are trying to break into the music business?

Doji: Well, I'd say, you know, if you work hard, stay focused... Ah, who're we kidding? Prepare for your dreams to be crushed!

Zyro: Questions?

Students: -Raise their hands-

Zyro: Uh... Hey, Kite!

Kite: -Stands up- Hi, Kite Shapiro, class treasurer, sea-food lover! Here, at school I'm known as quite the guitar player-

Eight: And quite the doofbag!

Kite: Anyway, my guitar instructor says I'm excellent when it comes to picking-

Eight: Especially his nose!

Kite: -Looks to Eight- Eight!

Doji: Actually, Kent-

Kite: K-ITE

Doji: Never correct me! Uh, I would like to speak with you when we're all finished here!

Kite: Really?

Sakyo: -Raises an eyebrow- Really?

Doji: Really.

Shinobu: -Looks at Sakyo- I never knew Kite liked seafood!

Byhu: -Gets up and pushes Robbie off his chair- Mr. Thornesmith, this is a collection of my music! -Shows a CD cover he's holding- It's, uh, called 'Songs in the Key of Byhu'.

Flour-Bomber:  -Runs from behind the Black Room curtain-

Shinobu: Hey! Hey, look out!

Zyro: -Points at the Flour-Bomber- It's the Flour-Bomber!

Flour-Bomber: -Bombs Byhu, makes weird noises and runs out-

Sakyo: Wreck him!

Byhu: -Spits out flour-

~After the assembly~

Byhu: -Brushing flower off his face- Ugh, I can't believe that flour-bomber. He ruined my chances to sing for Doji Thornesmith.

Shinobu: Uhm, Byhu... Have you ever recorded yourself singing, and played it back, and, you know, listened to it?

Byhu: -Looks at Shinobu- Yeah, sure.

Shinobu: And... And you want to do it again?

Sakyo: -Leaning against a pillar with his arms crossed- I am so sick of that flour-bomber. I am going to find out who he is, and why he's flour-bombing people.