Minecraft crap

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Window explorer: Bitches get on yo computers

King crossy:): Oh no..

Windows explorer: we're gonna play minecraft>:3

Everyone: aH-

Me: Can i join!? :D

Windows explorer: hMmmMmMmMMm fInE

Everyone: *super suprized face*

~Everyone logs onto minecraft and goes on the same server~

Windows explorer: Okay were gonna assign jobs to everyone-

Me: *already collecting wood* nah bish, we're going with the flow~ *weird dance*

Windows explorer: okay.. she can do that and we'll all be orgini-

Ink blob: AHHHHHHHHH

Nootmare: Wtf?

Ink_blob tried to swim in lava

Windows explorer: INK U IDIOT-

Dream machine: we're gonna fail at life here..

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAH I ALREADY HAVE A STONE PICKAXE >:3

Nootmare: WHAT?

Windows explorer: no fair..

Nootmare: I'll assign jobs, HERES THE LIST:

Windows explorer + King crossy:) = collecting wood

Ink blob + Blue tacos = Mining

Dream machine + head dogs = collecting flowers

Dusty baker + Fruit loops = getting food

Nootmare = being the boss

Dream machine: wait why do me and horror have to collect flowers..?

Windows explorer: to make everything pretty u idiot-

King crossy:): OFF TO GO COLLECT WOOD, COME ON ERROR

Windows explorer: AND WE'RE OFF

~Time skip brought to you by me telling my dog she can't eat mah toast~

Me: REEEEEEEEEE ITS NOIGHTTIME

Ink blob: OH MI GAWD IS A FELLOW SKELETON FRIEND! HI SKELE-

Ink_blob was shot by a skeleton

Windows explorer: ... i am really disappointed in you right now.

Nootmare: hOw ArE yOu So StUpId!?!?!??!

Ink blob: it was a bad sans-

King crossy:): lemme check

AHHHHHHHHH nOpE-

Nootmare: ?

Windows explorer: h A h *watching Cross get shot by the skeleton in the distance*

Nootmare: *joins error in watching*

King Crossy:): YOU KNOW WHAT? *Starts running towards Error and Nightmare*

Windows explorer: rUn- *sprints away*

Nootmare: aH-

Ink_blob walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Dream_machine

Nootmare: Thats just funny-

Windows explorer: Dream, what did you accomplish by that?

Dream machine: He stole my flowers >:/

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