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Me: rEe3eEeeEEe

Nootmare: wtf

Me: sHuT uP mOtHeR-

Booberryyyyy: FATHER!

Windows explorer: BROTHER!

Powder: SISTER!

King crossy:): AUNT!

Fruit Loops: UNCLE!

Nootmare: Cousin.

Me: fukk yes- anyways ya'll hear bout the Coronavirus?

Windows explorer: yeah, everyone buying toilet paper and we're running out ;-;

Me: honestly i feel like thats the scariest part of this virus, i'm to young to actually like get it (for me it would only be like a worse than normal cold) so its not that scary to me:/

Windows explorer: says the person that got freaked out when they drank from the water fountain and went to go get hand sanitizer-

Me: listen here- my friends dad told her to and when she said it it sounded creepy. Plus theres like a fricking rumour about every fricking water fountain-

Windows explorer: like what-

Me: one time there was a rumour about a kid that peed in the fountain.

Windows explorer: HOLY-

Booberry: cow

King crossy:): WHERE???

-unholy time skip brought to you by me washing my hands frantically for 57 hrs straight-

Me: You kmow that coronavirus?

Windows Explorer: Yeah we taked about it like four days ago -.-

Me: Now its spoopy

Windows Explorer: Why..?

Me: SOMEONE CLOSE TO MY TOWN WAS PERFECTLY HEALTHY THEN HE GOT A COLD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL IT WAS THE CORONAVIRUS AND WITHEN THE NEXT 3 HRS HE WAS DEAD-

Windows explorer: -slowly teleporting millions of soap bottles and toilet paper rolls into the mansion-

Me: we be going on lock down tonight folks.

Windows explorer: anything else..?

Me: so i have a teacher and i think she hates me and we're supposed to do a health project with a partner and my mom and dad are saying that we're going into isolation so i cant meet up with my partner rEe3eEeEEe3eE3ee3

Windows explorer: haha l o o o o s e r -

Me: :(

And i cant find my charger:(

Windows explorer: -U-

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