February 8th, 2020- Started book
Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends
August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
Rangerboi: can y'all shut the hell up I'm tryna sleep
Eggohopper: no YOU shut the hell up we don't even have school tomorrow
Rangerboi: did u know that you can save 15% or more on geico
Skatamax: bruh
Rangerboi: the reader better be staying inside and washing their hands rn
Eggohopper: Wh
Skatamax: ????
Shutupnerdsss: do you smoke crack
Rangerboi: anyways
Eggohopper:
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Skatamax: why are we still awake
Eggohopper: bc we're cooooollllll
Dustinhen: no we arent
Shutupnerdsss: speak for urself hoe
Dustinhen: I-
Wikemheeler: guys it's tHE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHY ARE YOU TEXTING
Eggohopper: why are u texting
Wikemheeler: Because i need to tell you guys to NOT WAKE UP MY BABYDOLL >:(
Skatamax: that is AMAZING
Skatamax: but I'm genuinely curious, who's the person who asked
Skatamax: they don't seem to be in this groupchat
Skatamax: actually, come to think of it, they don't seem to exist. Interesting 🤔
Eggohopper tried to start a Group FaceTime! FaceTime failed!
Dustinhen: 😐
Eggohopper: ANSWERRRR OMG
Skatamax: ugh fine
Mike groaned as his friendgroup (minus Will) slowly joined the call. Everyone seemed drowsy, except for El, who was applying clown makeup with lipstick. Dustin was just showing his forehead, in contrast to Lucas who had his camera set up on a desk. Mike turned off his bedroom light and got under his blankets with his phone, the bright screen hurting his eyes. "Why," was all he asked.
Erica was chewing on popcorn while Max was putting her hair in a messy bun. "Jane, what the hell are you doing?" Max asked her girlfriend.
"I'm unleashing my true form."
Dustin yawned, "How are you this hyper at 3:42 am?"
