Taehyung and Jin were climbing the steps of the astronomy tower, their astronomy class was about to begin.
Now, Jin wasn't unkind, he just became really cranky if he had to walk a lot of stairs. Needless to say, he was getting tired of Taehyung's questions.
"Hyung, could you tell me a riddle? I want to sneak into the Ravenclaw common room one day and I need to practice."
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease!!!"
Jin sighed. "Alright, I've got one. A wise wizard, the greatest man in the world, and a handsome devil all sit on a single pillow in the living room of a big castle. How do they all fit on one pillow?"
Taehyung thought hard. "Hmmm...a large pillow?"
"Wrong. They're all the same man. Me. Now shut up and let's get to class."
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Overheard at Hogwarts || BTS version
FanfictionWalking through the corridors of the castle, there are a lot of things you may overhear. Ghosts complaining about being unable to wear other clothes... Professors talking about annoying students... A certain group of seven planning pranks... Here is...
