Captain Milkshake began to lick his mighty milkshake beard as he looked at the students in an intimidating way. They didn't know quite what to do. Captian Milkshake opened his mighty mouth, "So I see you are treating my precious baby well, " he sarcastically said. He then pulled a chainsaw out of his butt and then began to chase after Dravon, Robby, and Gopi, but not Serenitity because she was sitting in the corner twerking on five frogs.
"Aw Yeah frog twerking!" moaned Serenitiy as she continued to twerk more vigorously.
As the three were running away from Captain Milkshake, Dravon yelled, "Take this!" as he threw his entire life savings at Captain Milkshake. Captain Milkshake then ate the life savings, and then Dravon said, "Dang, how will I ever pay off my DUI?!"
"Yay! Can I have some money salad too?" Serenitiy said as she swallowed the frogs.
Gopi then turned into Spider-Woman and started shooting webs at Captain Milkshake. "Hoyah!" shouted Gopi as the webs got tangled in Captain Milkshake eyes.
"You will regret that!" Captain Milkshake said as he shook his canister of mustard gas in the air. He then started to throw the mustard gas everywhere.
"Yay! Mustard to go on my salad!" Serenitity exclaimed as she stroked the platypus she was sitting on.
Robby then stopped to try to reason with Captain Milkshake. "Wait Captain, I have to tell you something!"
"What is it?" Captain Milkshake replied.
"Why don't we all just get along? After all it was just a baby milkshake anyway."
"You know you have a point Robby." But then the mustard gas knocked everyone out.
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Serenitiy woke up, but everyone else was still asleep. Serenitiy was trying to decide where they were at. She examined her surroundings and determined that they were inside of an airvent made of black licorice. "Wake up guys!" Serenitiy cried as she wacked everyone with the nearest banana.
The banana sighed, "I enjoy maple syrup."
Robby then woke up and said "Where are we?!"
"We're in a black licorice airvent there is no time to explian!" Serenitity then jumped up until her head hit the top of the airvent and then crawled toward Robby. She then whispered, "Carrot."
TO BE CONTINUED
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KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Acid Trips in Computer Class
HumorFour friends discover the true meaning of friendship in this timeless tale about hope, loss, freedom, milkshakes, and llama.
