Acid Trips in Computer Class

Part Uno

        Once upon a time Robby, Dravon, Serenitiy, Gopi, Andrew, and Jesus were in computer class during 4th block.  Jesus decided it would be fun to throw Serenitiy out the window to see if the whales would eat her. Quickly, The Powdered Toast Man came to Serenitiy's rescue from Jesus and the whales. "Oh thank you for saving my kidnies!," Serenitiy exclaimed.

        "It was no problem!," The Powdered Toast Man replied. The Powdered Toast Man then threw her back through the window.

        Jesus replied, " But I thought everyone could walk on water?" Then the power of the sun came down to burn the world.

        "Well that sucks," Dravon said as he looked up at the sky.

        "Lol, later losers!," Jesus replied as he flew away.

        The five quickly put their heads together to think of a way to stop the sun. Robby came up with the perfect idea to create a giant ice laser that they could fire at the sun, which in turn would cause the polar bears to worship New Jersey. Gopi, on the other hand, thought it would be a good idea to throw an umbrella at the sun. She threw an umbrella at the sun and then it ran away. Then the milkshakes came down from space because of the sudden drop in temperture with the sun being gone and all.

        "Wow, this is a really cool planet!," Captain Milkshake shouted as he jumped off of his ship and into the computer class.

        "Jared said you weren't funny," Milkshake number 1 said.

        "Screw Jared!," Captain Milkshake replied.

        "Woah, why are there talking milkshakes in my classroom!," Mrs. Purcell said as she walked into the room.

        Serenitiy exclaimed, "My boys bring all the milkshakes to the yard."

        "Seems legit.," Mrs. Purcell said as she flew through the hole in the ceiling.

        Andrew then came up to Captain Milkshake with an OVER 9000! foot pole and proceed to poke Captain Milkshake with it even though Captain Milkshake was pregnant. "MY FREAKING BABY!," Captain Milkshake yelled as he had a seziure on the ground. Then slowly a milkshake baby crawled out and look at Robby.

        The baby milkshake looked him dead in the eyes and said, "Yo homedog where can a brother get a nice potato salad?," Robby decided to keep the milkshake baby as his own.

        "I like cheetos," Serenitiy said in a very proud way.

        The rest of the milkshakes went back in their ship and returned the sun. "We will be back for the baby!," as Captain Milkshake said as he flew off into space.

        "Hey, wouldn't the milkshakes melt if they...?," Dravon asked.

        "Screw logic! This is fanfiction!," Robby replied as he petted the new milkshake baby.

        Serenitiy asked, "What are you going to name him Robby?"

        "I think I'll name him Little Shake."

        "Why would you name your potato salad that?"

        "Gurl tell it to my face that I'm a potato salad!," Little Shake exclaimed.

        "Gurl yo stupid." Gopi said. The bell rang and they all left school, for now...

        TO BE CONTINUTED....

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