South Park Theme Song plays.....
South Park, Colorado
Cartman: *watching tv*
The doorbell rings....
Cartman: Mom, get the door!
Liane Cartman: *answers the door* Sweetie! You have two visitors!
Kyle: *walks in* Hey, fat boy!
MaryKLago: Hey, Cartman!
Cartman: Who are you?
MaryKLago: I'm Mary, Kyle's new friend!
Cartman: You're friends with that Jew rat?
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
MaryKLago: Watch it, Cartman! Leave Kyle alone! You're always picking on him, cause he is Jewish!
Cartman: I wish I can get him deported!
MaryKLago: *starts to beat up Cartman* Don't mess with him, fat boy! You mess with Kyle, you gotta deal with me!
Cartman: *getting beat up by Mary* Mom, help!
Liane Cartman: Sorry, poopsikins! I can't help you!
MaryKLago: *still beating the living snot out of Cartman* This is fun!
Kyle: Serves you right, Cartman! You fat piece of spit!
This story was written on Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019.
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