The Wrong Way (DAVE EAST FANFIC)

Eyes of Mystery

*"I got a hunnid guns a hunnid clips.. nigga I'm from NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
I got a semiautomatic that SPITS
next time.. if you TALK, you TALK!
AND I KNOW!" _Ja Rule Ft. Fat Joe and Jadakiss- New York*

Eyes of Joshua:

I can't tell you how fast I was tryna race back to Harlem and get home.
It was a possibility she would stay and I was plotting hard, all I needed her to do was step in my door.
I told myself if she ever stepped foot in my door again I'd do everything in my power to make sure she wouldn't leave me ever again.
I been stressing, and I need her.
But I always want her around even more.
I been a straight mess son!
Spazzin' on everybody I know.
I need my baby right here by my side right where she belongs.
At home with me and Marina!
If Kai was gonna get everything at the shop together that was gone take a while so I figured I had time to go get and edge up.
That's another thing I been walking around in a man bun lookin' like a straight feen son!
I don't trust no one but Kai's hands but every time I ask her to hook me up she says "Go tell your mom to ride the bike she brought for Marina over to you and braid it."
Shorty being MAD PETTY!
But I love her and that pussy tight plus I fucked up so whatever I gotta go through to get back in the door I guess.
My shit fucked UP though, no lie.
So I guess a little line up could make me look decent and than Marina will stop building forts around the crib, telling me "get in caveman daddy, you belong in the wild with your people."
She mad corny for that!
But she's honest and if I wanted to make things right with Kai I had to go through Marina.
Marina is the key in all of this!
She's the one that told me to get my act together and call her.
I pulled up on the block across the street from the PJ's me and the boys grew up and parked out front.
I walked in the barbershop and niggas went crazy seeing me.
It's been a minute!

"Heeey J Smooth, my main man!
Boy I thought I'd have to call Jay- Z if I wanted to here from you again son!
What's the word?"
The owner Johnny said getting up from eating lunch and talking shit as usual said coming my way to show love.

"JOHNNY! BABY! YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW HOW I GET DOWN.."
I said as we dapped each other up and he sat back down.
"AYO CHRIS YOU GOT ME ON THE EDGE?"
He is and will always be my barber..

"Fuck you talkin', you know I got you BOI!
Come sit cha tall ass down an kick knowledge.."
He said as we dabbed each other up and I sat down..

"Well you know, you know.
There's the moon then the sun, next BAM! MARS an Jupiter and Shit!
Then wallah here we humans come wit OUR BULLSHIT, you feel me?"
I said looking back and around the shop as they nodded saying..

"Right, right."

"Facts!
So, so, so, so then a star was born to bless you fools with that game an ALLAT!"
I said as Johnny laughed.

"And TELL EM WHO THAT STAR WAS SON!?
GAH DAMMIT, NOW Y'ALL LISTEN TO THIS SMOOTH SHIT HEA'!
LAY IT ON EM' MY MAIN MAN."
He said standing up leaning in towards me with his hands behind his ears.

"Ohh shit it's me! The one and only Josh L.P.
ALL the ladies know about the D..
Laid out like silk BABY, YOU KNOW ME!"
I said posing..

"AHHH THAT BOY CRAZY!
MY MAIN MAN JOSH..
THAT'S WHY YOU J SMOOTH.
HA, HA!"
He said backing up pointing and sitting back down..

"Ahh man GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA' WIT THAT BULL SHIT!
Why you come up in hea' lookin' Zoboomafoo, huh?
Head all fucked up!
Wea' ya braids at, edge up lookin' like a rollercoaster an shit..
J Smooth my ass!
I'm ya barber, an you got me out hea' lookin' bonkers.
Looking straight BOZO, thought we was betta' than that baby boi!
Shits mad disrespectful G."
Chris said adjusting the seat lower to his level..