The Wrong Way (DAVE EAST FANFIC)

No Police!

*"Royal from the crown to my fuckin' feet."
_Doja Cat- No Police*

Eyes of Joshua:

I woke up to the sounds of little giggles and little people's feet moving around the guest room I slept in and I knew instantly it was Marina and Jordenn playing around so I decided to play sleep..

"Him sleep Jordy."
Marina said barley above a whisper..

"Yeah, him knock out Rina les' beat him up!"

"No I can't do dat to daddy!"
She said giggling
"I lub him! Les' jus tickle him stead'.."

"K!"
Jordenn said

"But we gotta use our be quiet time voice.."
Marina said as they both tried to sneak up on me..
I peeked at them out of one eye..
Jordenn hopped on the bed first and helped Marina up..
They both crept on each side of me..
"Weady?"
Marina asked Jordenn

"Yes let's do dis.."
They both put their little hands up..

"ROOOOOOAAAAR!"
I yelled jumping up and grabbing them both as they screamed..

"AHHHH daddy you scare us!"
Marina said as I tackled them both down tickling them..

"That's what's happens when you try to sneak up on the masta' baby girl! HA HA HA HA"
I leaned back with my hands up rubbing..

"Ahhh! Uncle Josh did him evil laugh like Mojo Jo Jo Rina!"
Jordenn said laughing

"Daddy you silly!"
Marina said..

"Ya well if I was ya' I'd be tryna get away cause it's about to be a TICKLE DOWN, SHOW DOWN in these here parts lil' lady!"
I said putting on my best country western accent..

"AHHHH noooo Uncle Josh! Let's dip Rina, him da evil cowboys now!"
Jordenn said as they got up trying to run away and I chased them out the room down the hall to the living room..
They tried to do a shake and divide on me but I swooped them up..

"I got ya' NOW!"
I said throwing them across Nutty and Nishas huge fluffy couch..

"Ooouuu ooouuu, daddy daddy! You be the bad guy Dirty Dan like on SpongeBob and me and Jordy go be Pinhead Larry!"
She said cracking up..

"Ya! And you been around town acting up Uncle Josh.. Oops, I mean PINHEAD GARRY!"
Jordenn said pointing at me from the couch..

"Pinhead LARRY not GARRY SILLY.. and him Dirty Dan we Pinhead Larry.. Garry dats um, dats da name of SpongeBob him snail!"
Marina said laughing as they both fell out..

"Oh yeah!"
Jordenn said snickering..

"That's right and you been a bad bad daddy Dirty Dan! And we came to take you down!"
Marina said pointing her little hand at me and tilting her invisible hat..

"Yeah okay I mean ya' can try to take me down alright but there's just one problem!"
I said raising my brows at them both..

"WHAT!?'
They said shrugging

"You can't get me cause you're both caught by the hot lava that surrounds the volcano couch. And if you move BOOM!"
I said evil laughing again..