610 BC
A bratty teen sighed as he sat with a beautiful young woman playing chess.
?:ah!emperor you seem to not be paying attention...
The man smiled as he won the game.
The teen pouted.
T: mother make her go away...shes not interesting
M:you heard my son...you are dismissed...
The teen smirked as he went to the window.
M:you know darling...those rebels are at the gate...they want an offspring...you need a woman for that...
T:ugh...but these women are so boring...why do I need one?
M:come on darling....they'll have your head if you don't comply...
T:I suppose....I'll find one soon...
Now...
S:woahh cool...
B:Let's get a closer look...
The guys walked up and were suddenly swooped away.
R:I don't mind this...
N:guys we could form a band!
S:Our band name is TwiceBlackVelvet....
Jin ah spoke up.
JA:Guys look there's fireworks...
SG:I think we twist them open
They popped open all of them and found these letters:
E,M,T,A
R:maybe Team?
N:It's not right...
SG:Try Mate...
Click
The lock falls and the box opens.
N:ooh roses...
S:very kinky...
Nayeon took the note.
N:The emperor demands a new wife to bear his child...you will compete in 3 challenges that have to do with etiquette and conversations...
N:aw sorry Seulgi...
Seulgi laughed.
And they headed over to the emperor's room
?:ugh...mother more women have arrived...could you like talk to them...?
D:ah!You four are going to go through the first task for my handsome son which is... dressing to impress my dashing son.
The girl rolled her eyes and they all walked into the closet.
S:it's obvious he isn't batting for this team....
Meanwhile...
The guys were tied to a box and had bags over their heads.
The all took off their bags and they looked around.
Suddenly two people came.
One woman and one man.
?:you must work for the empress...you'll pay...
B:n-no wait! we'll give you anything...
?:we want to know secrets...
JC:um...I like to tease everyone and flirt with them to-
?:not that useless information!we want to know of the spear...
JM:o-oh!the sphere I know exactly what your talking about...
?:what do you know...?
JM:well it's a spear...a-and...
?:you have one hour to get us that spear...if you fail one of the three tasks your name will go in the voting pile...
B:So we can only do one task each...the first one is breaking boards...anyone...
JM:okay I'll do it....
S,N:Be careful Seulgi if you don't do it right then-
Crash!
Two pieces of wood fall to the ground as Jimin bows.
Back In The Empress room...
Sana is led out wearing a cute little robe and wearing an adorable cap.
She gives his famous smile melting the emperors heart.
He smiles and calls for the next one.
Seulgi smirks coming out showing his arms.
She stops in the middle and starts twerking.
SG:do you like the way I twerk my king?
T:you do have moves...
M: Okay that's enough!
Finally after they stop the emperor approaches them like soldiers lined up.
E:the one with the large arms...
He hands Seulgi a white flower and he cheers.
Back outside...
JC:this next challenge is we have to do press ups on this bar wearing Chinese armor.
They look around and turn to Kai and BamBam
K: you sure you got this?
B:hey!what is that supposed to mean...?
K:n-nothing..
BamBam puts on the armor and starts
Back in the emperor's room...
M:now you must make the emperor laugh in one minute...
Sana steps up.
She tries to impress him with her flexibility but fails and falls to the ground.
The emperor laughs and motions for the next one.
Nayeon steps up and tries to imitate her.
The emperor seems unamused and motions for Rosé.
Rosé tries her best to speak Chinese but fails and the emperor laughs.
SG:you know...what if I came up and challenged you for something you want...I think you'd only laugh at me in a sinister way...
The emperor rolls his eyes and decides:
T:I think the most boring one would be...
He hands Rosé a flower.
M:now you must eat this delicious meal with your hopefully soon bride to be...you must have well manners and eat quickly...
Sana smiles at the empress and turns away and spits it out.
SG:could you look over there.....
Seulgi starts tossing them out one by one.
Rosé stuffs his cheeks.
R:I love mukbangs...
Finally once they finish...
T:that girl is aggressive with her mouth...
He motions at Rosé.
R:oh...okay...
Rosé blushes embarrassed and she is handed the final rose.
Meanwhile outside...
Kai failed his challenge which was:shooting an arrow at the target and Jackson starts on chess.
He successfully finishes and they meet up with the girls.
JM:where's Rosé...?
S:she has to marry some bratty teenager who's the next emperor...
Suddenly the door slams open.
?:we gave you an hour!
Everyone screams as they back up.
JC:we got it!
?:you got it....okay we can take only two people in the wedding.
They hand BamBam a note.
B:the rebels may only take two people in the wedding...the two must battle at a game of Chinese chess by stepping diagonally...the square they step off will be turned over. Whoever has no more moves will be killed instantly...
The group heads to the voting center.
S:well don't vote the girls since they've been through enough...
Sana-Kai
Jimin-Jackson
Nayeon-Kai
Jackson-Kai
Kai-Sana
Seulgi-Kai
BamBam-Kai
JA:okay first up...Kai
K:What a surprise...
JA:next is...Jackson...
SG:history is repeating itself...
Jackson and Kai are led out by the rebels to the wedding.
There Rosé is standing next to the emperor.
T:finally some entertainment... step onto your corners and get started!
Kai and Jackson are placed across from each other and they start.
Kai makes one wrong turn and has only three more steps left.
JC:I play by my own rules...
He steps to the wrong square.
?:you stepped on the wrong one!that's cheating!
JC:this is for Jennie..
Flashback
Jackson encouraged the vampires as they chased down Jennie and killed her.
Flashback Ends...
T:finally this just got interesting...
R:Honey no!he's my frien-
Shling!
The emperor drives his sword through Jackson's torso and swipes it out making him fall to the ground.
T:now to be married...
The emperor turns and the dragon spear is driven into his heart by the female rebel.
M:my son!no wait-
Jin Ah takes the pin from Rosé's hair and stabs her multiple times.
K:woah!this wedding was...
K:Awesome!
R:Horrible!
They return.
S:what happened to Jackson...?
K:He got stabbed by the emperor...the rebels avenged his life and now...I'm a good guy...
S:please you were never a bad guy...
K:I tried...
JM:good to have you back Kai...
Kai turns the key then there is the sound of galloping.
?: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NOW!
The group backs away and scream.
