NewtiePatootie: Tommy
NewtiePatootie: Tommy
NewtiePatootie: TOMMYTommyDaDankEngine: whhhaaaattt???
NewtiePatootie: gwuss whst
TommyDaDankEngine: you need a spelling tutor
NewtiePatootie: i don't need a speeling tumour
TommyDaDankEngine: what in the world
NewtiePatootie: anywsu guess ehay
TommyDaDankEngine: you're not making ANY sense rn
NewtiePatootie: guess what (thst tok me forevwe to tywp out so be hapoy)
ThomasDaDankEngine: yeah i'm tutoring you from now on
NewtiePatootie: kay just giess wjay
ThomasDaDankEngine: fine, you flew to the moon??
NewtiePatootie: no arw you stypif?!
ThomasDaDankEngine: nope because you're the one that can't spell apparently
NewtiePatootie: anywsy i wsntrd to say rhat i wove youuuuu (that was ob pyrpose)
ThomasDaDankEngine: okie dokie
NewtiePatootie: offendrd
ThomasDaDankEngine: the only you thing you should be offended by is your atrocious spelling and/or typing skills
NewtiePatootie: i gibe up
ThomasDaDankEngine: give*
NewtiePatootie: dint satrt corrwctong me
ThomasDaDankEngine: don't start correcting me*
NewtiePatootie: hoe dsre tou
ThomasDaDankEngine: oh i dare
ThomasDaDankEngine: and btw: how dare you* (i'm not a hoe)NewtiePatootie: sureeeeeee
ThomasDaDankEngine: no need for the extra e's
NewtiePatootie: i love youuu
ThomasDaDankEngine: i love you toooooo (and yes the extra o's were necessary as well as your extra u's)
A/N: ah, aahh, AAAAAHHHHH. That was my reaction when I realised I haven't posted in quite a few days and have literally no ideas, so your stuck with this terrible thing till I get two other ones out that I'm about halfway through with so they'll be out either tomorrow or after next week because I'm going away and will have no internet, fuuunnn, I might be able to use my data, shhhh though, don't tell anybody. Tbh, I thought I posted this morning, I was wrong.
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One Shots ~ Newtmas
फैनफिक्शनOne shots, Newtmas. This has got a couple Dylmas one shots as well. This is my first book on here, I love writing so I thought I'd publish something. Sorry if it's not that good.