Texting, Newt Can't Spell

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NewtiePatootie: Tommy
NewtiePatootie: Tommy
NewtiePatootie: TOMMY

TommyDaDankEngine: whhhaaaattt???

NewtiePatootie: gwuss whst

TommyDaDankEngine: you need a spelling tutor

NewtiePatootie: i don't need a speeling tumour

TommyDaDankEngine: what in the world

NewtiePatootie: anywsu guess ehay

TommyDaDankEngine: you're not making ANY sense rn

NewtiePatootie: guess what (thst tok me forevwe to tywp out so be hapoy)

ThomasDaDankEngine: yeah i'm tutoring you from now on

NewtiePatootie: kay just giess wjay

ThomasDaDankEngine: fine, you flew to the moon??

NewtiePatootie: no arw you stypif?!

ThomasDaDankEngine: nope because you're the one that can't spell apparently

NewtiePatootie: anywsy i wsntrd to say rhat i wove youuuuu (that was ob pyrpose)

ThomasDaDankEngine: okie dokie

NewtiePatootie: offendrd

ThomasDaDankEngine: the only you thing you should be offended by is your atrocious spelling and/or typing skills

NewtiePatootie: i gibe up

ThomasDaDankEngine: give*

NewtiePatootie: dint satrt corrwctong me

ThomasDaDankEngine: don't start correcting me*

NewtiePatootie: hoe dsre tou

ThomasDaDankEngine: oh i dare
ThomasDaDankEngine: and btw: how dare you* (i'm not a hoe)

NewtiePatootie: sureeeeeee

ThomasDaDankEngine: no need for the extra e's

NewtiePatootie: i love youuu

ThomasDaDankEngine: i love you toooooo (and yes the extra o's were necessary as well as your extra u's)

A/N: ah, aahh, AAAAAHHHHH. That was my reaction when I realised I haven't posted in quite a few days and have literally no ideas, so your stuck with this terrible thing till I get two other ones out that I'm about halfway through with so they'll be out either tomorrow or after next week because I'm going away and will have no internet, fuuunnn, I might be able to use my data, shhhh though, don't tell anybody. Tbh, I thought I posted this morning, I was wrong.

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