Gryffindors, Slytherins

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WARNING: VERY DEEP RANT. I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANY GRYFFINDORS OR SLYTHERINS. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL OFFENDED, I LOVE YOU MINIONS, BUT THIS HAS BEEN BOILING UP INSIDE ME.

OKAY, IS IT JUST ME OR DOES EVERY FANFICTION INVOLVE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN GRYFFINDOR?

LIKE OMG PEOPLE. JUST 'CAUSE HARRY WAS IN GRYFFINDOR DOESN'T MEAN ITS THE ONLY HOUSE.

LIKE,  WHAT ABOUT HUFFLEPUFF,  RAVENCLAW, AND SLYTHERIN?

ACTUALLY NO NOT SLYTHERIN.

EVERY

FREAKING

LOVE

FANFIC

HAS THE FEMALE PROTANGANIST AS A SLYTHERIN.

LIKE OMG SIRIUSLY?! ARE GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN THE ONLY HOUSES?

I MEAN COME ON GODRIC AND SALAZAR, GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR HOMIES ROWENA AND HELGA ONCE IN A WHILE EH?

HOMIES STAY TOGETHER.

FUDGE FACES.

LIKE I KNOW THAT IN MY ALBUS POTTER FANFIC I PUT THEM IN GRYFFINDOR. I NOW REALIZE MY MISTAKE. BUT, I PUT ONE OF MY CHARACTERS BENITA AS A WOULD OF BEEN HUFFLEPUFF.  EXCEPT SHES IN DURMSTRANG.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?

EVERY

TIME

ITS ALWAYS

GRYFFINDOR

SLYTHERIN

THIS IS WHY IM GLAD RAVENCLAW WON THE HOUSE CUP.

ALSO, YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE STORY RIGHT NOW?!

ITS BY @POTTERHEAD_INITIATE AND ITS CALLED "WHERE LIFE TAKES US"

THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY STORY I HAVE READ THAT HAS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW.

THANK YOU LORD FOR @POTTERHEAD_INITIATE.

THIS GIRL KNOWS CREATIVITY ^^^

READ HER STORY OR I'LL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSES AND STEAL YOUR FRIED CHICKEN.

PLEASE READ IT! MOST CREATIVE STORY I EVER SEEN SO FAR.

ALSO SHE TOLD ME THAT THE MAIN MAIN CHARACTER WAS GOING TO BE IN HUFFLEPUFF BUT FOR CIRCUMSTANCES GRYFFINDOR HAD TO BE HER HOUSE.

LIKE, SHE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THAT GRYFFINDOR WASNT THE ORIGINAL HOUSE.

SEE?!? REBECCA THE GREAT AND POWERFUL INDIAN CHILD SPEAKS!

LIKE, WRITERS PUT EVERY MAIN CHARACTER IN GRYFFINDOR.

LIKE OBLIVIATE ACTUALLY HAD A REASON AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

SOMETIMES I WISH AN IMPORTANT HP CHARACTER WAS IN HUFFLEPUFF.

CEDRIC DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE WAS IN TWILIGHT!

THERE! YOUR LIVES ARE A LIE! ^^^

On a happier note, I'm going to a baby shower tomorrow!

Yaaay ^.^

I wanted to name my cousins baby Tobias but she wants Seth.

NAME IT DANIEL PLEASE! DANIEL RADCLIFFE!

Bye minions!  *leaves*

Wattpad readers: *come up from couches*

@Hermione_Danger256: Is the monster gone?

@PotterHead_Initiate: I don't know......

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