INSURGENT/SLEEPOVER

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I SEEN INSURGENT ON SATURDAY WITH PotterHead_Initiate AND HER BROTHER!

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND YET IT MADE ME ANGRY!

WE THREW POPCORN AT THE SCREEN!

TRIS AND TOBIAS DID THE FRICKLE FRACKLE!

AND MAH MOMMY WAS WATCHING!

AND WHAT WAS WITH THAT WHOLE FACTION BOX THING?!

WASN'T IN THE BOOK.

WHAT WAS WITH TRIS SAVING PETER IN A FAKE SIMULATION?

WHAT WAS WITH EVERYTHING?!

MARLENE HAD LIKE 0 LINES.

URIAH HAD A FEW.

HDHDUDHS

On the plus side, I got to go to Hot Topic and get a Deathly Hallows necklace and a Harry Potter tee-shirt.

:3

Since I'm bored, Imma tell you about my sleepover.

12:00 AM:

Me: *puts on Sprout Channel* (Sprout is the channel for baby TV shows)

*A kiddy night talk show comes on* *a stuffed star is placed next to a girl*

Rebecca: THAT STAR GAVE ME NIGHTMARES!

*Caillou comes on* *It's another baby TV Show*

Me: WHY IS HIS FACE SO SMALL?!

(REBECCA AND I COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS BIG HEAD AND SMALL FACE)

Caillou: *grunts as he pulls a watering can* *water keeps spilling out*

Rebecca: If there's no water in the bucket how is he having trouble carrying it?!

~Rebecca and I criticize Caillou~

**

Me: *hits Becky with pillow* *snatches covers off of her*

Rebecca and I: *fight over a pillow*

Me: EEWW YOU STUNK UP MAH MOMMYS BLANKETS * SPRAYS VICTORIA SECRECTS PERFUME ON THE BLANKETS*

Johnny: ._.

Rebecca: CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

Me: NO THESE ARE MAH SHOWS!!!

**

The next morning

Me: ▲-▲ *SNORE SNORE SNORE*

*WAKES UP*

MOMMY: *MAKES PANCAKES WITH STRAWBERRIES, BACON, AND EGGS*

Rebecca, Johnny and I: *eat everything* NOM NOM NOM :I :O :I :O :I :O :I :O

~Nikole the Notorious

*Downloaded Tumblr and Idk how to use it*

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