Max: you know what? That's it get on top of the fridge!
Jesse: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Core: *falls through the roof onto Max's bed* hey Max
Max; hello Core
*Max and Kam being overdramatic about sibling fights part one*
Kam: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing
Max: but you didn't
Kam: you need to confess
Max; okay how about this *strums on guitar* I love you bitch, I ain't never stop loving you, bitch
Kam: ... Good start-
Jesse: *standing up on a table in the middle of the cafeteria holding Max up bc smol* Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama (basically what money Jones says when he lifts up smol)
Max: ... rawr
Jack: *bursts into class with a big bird costume on*
*while Max was in the closet but still fucking Jesse*
Lotus: wow you look sweaty
Max: you should've seen the other guy- girl- your mom- what? *bolts to his room*
Max: when we go in this restaurant you are twelve
Jack: Max I am 17-
Max: *smacks him*
Waitress: would you like a kids menu?
Jack: yes I would
Jack: *feeding Max*
Max: *head on the table half asleep*
Anyone who's not in the friend group* h-
Jack: he got 3 hours of sleep, please for the love of god let him be
Max might be the favorite but that means Lotus is harsher, now for this comparison
Lotus: Max why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?
Max: what does that-
Lotus bowls are first because they start with a b now figure it out and restock the cabinet
Kam: I'm done with the dishes dad
Lotus: okay good job
Ajax: can I make an announcement on the microphone I lost someone
Person: sure-
Ajax: ahem, will the real slim shady please stand up, I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here
Max: ... daddy or master?
Jesse: master, because my dads a dick, why?
Max: I didn't ask for you're life story I asked what I should scream when you pull my hair
Doctor: don't touch your nose
Arc: you don't even feel it anymore huh?
Max: ey I'm tryin to feel you
Toby: *break dancing while Max is playing classical music on his piano*
Max: *walks into HIS house to see Kam and Core making out on the couch, Jesse and getting cheered on to drink a hot pepper smoothie and Camron and Jack having a conversation calmly on the floor* how- what- why- no- I go for two days!
Max: from now on I'm using code names, you can address me as eagle one.
Jesse's code name is "Been there done that"
Arc is "Currently doing that"
Jax is "It happened once in a dream"
Core is "If I had to pick a chick"
Kam is... Eagle 2
Kam: oh thank god...
Kara: how do they get out of these messes?
Lotus; oh they don't they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out
*loud explosion and Max and Core screaming*
Lotus: there it is
Jax: if you took a shot for every bad decision you did how drunk would you be?
Max: probably just tipsy
Jesse: drunk
Jack: wasted
Core: dead
Max: you know, you're just like my coffee, sweet as hell and hot as fuck
Kam: YOU LIKE BLACK ICED COFFEE
Max: SHUT UP!
Max: I DO WHAT I WANT! NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Core: I will call both Lotus and Arc
Max: no wait
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random oc stuff
General Fictionso this is just random stuff I come up with so yeah!
