random oc stuff

own yourself

Kara: there's female characters who are like I'll kick your ass and look sexy as fuck while doing it while I'm in the corner looking more like a cereal killer
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Lotus: OH! IF YOU ASKED ME WHO ID PROMOT JEFFERSON HAS MY VOTE
Kara: IMMA FUKIN SHOOT YOU
Lotus: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT
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Kara: lotus can you pass the salt?
Lotus: *grabs nix and throws him across the table*
Kara: OH FUCK-
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Dom: cursing is bad
Kara: fuck
Dom: stop it
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Dom: *trying to grab a book then the book falls on his face* fuck!
Kara: *gasps* WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS LANGUAGE YOU INNOCENT BABY I WILL DESTROY THEM
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Clair: hey kara-
Kara: *punches her in the stomach*
Clair: WHAT THE FUCK
Kara: you are one of my very best friends and I can not stand by and throw away your life like this YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TOO BEAUTIFUL
Clair: what the fuck are you talking about?
Kara: i’m talking about the baby that's growing inside your stomach right now
Jordan: see ya
Clair: IM NOT PREGNANT
Kara: well not after that punch you're not i’m very skilled in the art of beating things up
Clair: I was never pregnant kara
Kara: are you sure?
Clair: yes i’m fucking sure!
Ian: i’m sorry but why the FUCK is everyone yelling?
Kara: well I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Ian: *punches clair in the stomach*
Clair: OH MOTHER FUCKER
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Isaac: so what did you do?
Ian: I sucked dick
Isaac: what?
Ian: I sucked dick on accident
Isaac: BITCH HOW THE FUCK-
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Isaac: okay you meet new people what do you do?
Lotus: kill them
Isaac: no!
Coral: flirt with them
Isaac: NO
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Coral: miss dawn tried to take away my knife so I slapped her across the face and said "the fuck you mean bitch?"
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Nix: I'm a brave boi
Lotus: *gets a lighter*
Nix: NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS
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Lotus: thank you sleep, or as I call it death practice
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Kara: I'm performing a exorcism *makes a pentagram with silly string and puts Coral in the middle of it*
Clair: is that silly string?
Kara: it's not silly string if its a serious matter
Jordan: serious string
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Kara: *scrolling through YouTube and sees a video called "how to be nice and pretty" Sees that its recommend* don't fucking sass me YouTube
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Ian: guys is it homosexual to be gay?
Angus: truly a question that needs answers
Nix: is it gay to be gay?
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Some random girl: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
Zack: I think you're supposed to use a razor
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Lotus: if guardian angels exist then mine is off somewhere drinking vodka straight from the bottle contemplating it's life and pretending I don't exist
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Dom: motherfucker could use a embrace
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*nixs grave stone: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT LOTUS*
*lotus' grave stone: hahah lol no regrets*
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Kara: never EVER egg the wrong house ESPECIALLY when you're drunk
Jordan: YOU THREW A BRICK INTO MY WINDOW
Kara: IT WAS DARK AND I DROPPED THE EGG I COULDN'T SEE WHAT I WAS PICKING UP
Jordan: A BRICK FROM A EGG?!
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