Too Early

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May 9 2019     5:28am

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RM: Wow ur early

J-Hope: Ahaha yeah, can't sleep

RM: Ah I see

J-Hope: How abt u? Why are u early?

RM: I accidentally set my alarm to 5:20

J-Hope: R.I.P.

RM: Haha yeah.

J-Hope: SM knows

RM: Huh?

J-Hope: he knows that me and joy are dating

RM: Oh sh-

RM: What did he say about it

J-Hope: he wants us to break up

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J-Hope: wtf

Jin: NO ONE IS BREAKING UP IN MY SIGHT

Suga: Says the one who kinda had two breakups

Jin: tHE OTHER ONE WAS FOR APRIL FOOLS

Jimin: Oh, it's that

J-Hope: yeah

V: NO NO DON'T BREAK UP

Jungkook: WE TAKE THE PICS BACK

Jimin: Those were from the internet how are u gonna take it back?

V: ;-;

Jungkook: ;-;

J-Hope: anyways

J-Hope: we aren't breaking up

J-Hope: I'm just, worried.

J-Hope: idk what happened to jennie and kai and why they broke up

J-Hope: but i can't allow me and sooyoung to end our relationship just like them

J-Hope: Or even end our relationship at all

Jimin: How abt don't talk to each other for a while?

Jimin: sorry im trying to be helpful ;-;

J-Hope: It's okay

J-Hope: We'll find a way, eventually

J-Hope: Anyways before I turn into J-Emo again, let's talk abt something else

Suga: How I strangely don't want to sleep

Jin: *gASPS*

Jungkook: *dramatically gASPS*

V: *gAPS*

Jimin: Oh no Tae

Jimin: Soobin: *gasps*

Jimin: Soobin: Omg I'm sorry my typo senses are tingling

Jimin: Soobin: The TYping POlice

Jimin: Okie that tall brat left

J-Hope: hE JUST BARGED IN INTO THE ROOM I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW-

Jimin: What if I make a spelling mistake?

Jimin: Bred

Jin: Soobin: WHAT IS THIS DISCRIMINATION?

Jin: Soobin: WHAT DID THE BREAD EVER DO TO YOU?

Jungkook: Lol chill Soobin

Jin: Soobin: Alright ;-;

Jin: yO HE QUICK

Jin: And do you know what I realized?

Jin: If we paint him yellow, then he is a Soobin-reign

Suga: Sovereigns are weaklings

Suga: And that was terrible

J-Hope: Terrible enough to make Jimin laugh

Jimin: sHUT UP

Jin: aT LEAST JIMIN LAUGHS AT MY JOKES

RM: Don't worry Jin, I always laugh at ur jokes

Jin: Aw thanks babe

Jin: Where can u get a man like Namjoon? No where

V: I didn't know Namjoon was there

Jin: nO I MEAN THERE IS NO MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE NAMJOON

RM: <3

V: Oof

Suga: Travel down the multiverse then we be getting a bunch of smart leaders

Suga: Actually no that sounds like an amazing idea

Suga: We need more Namjoons to dethrone the orange from American presidency

RM: lmao hyung

J-Hope: PRACTICE!

V: No! I will fall asleep so there is no practice!

Jungkook: and he falls asleep

Jin: omg

V: Lol jk

Jungkook: and he's awake

Jin: mAYBE I CAN NEVER FLYYYYY

J-Hope changed his nickname to YoonMin

YoonMin: mAYBE I CAN'T TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Suga: You idiot

Jimin: You fool

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YoonMin changed his nickname to J-Hope

J-Hope: Please play sappy at my funeral

Jin: Will do and have fun

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RM: Lol have fun

V: IMMA BE THERE FIRST

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Jin: And the maknae is left

Jungkook: I don't feel like chasing him haha

Jungkook: idk why i thought abt this now but, should i get the ring back?

Jin: The ring that Lisa wore?

Jin: You literally gave that to her since the ring got expose to the media so if u want to avoid any controversies, don't.

Jungkook: Looks like I'm gonna buy a ring

Jungkook: This time I won't get drunk when I have it

Jin: That sounds like a plan, or less.

Jungkook: yeah

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