Logicality Oneshots

OTP Questions #1

Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
Patton would tell Logan to get some sleep and do not stay up. But, Logan ignores him and stay up anyway.

Which one reads OTP prompts and says "Oh, that's us!" and which one goes "Eh, not really,"?
Patton would stumble upon the world of us fangirls and boys and... non-binaries? Yeah. Logan would always go through with Patton saying an OTP prompt sounds just like them.

Which one spends all day running errands and which one says "You remembered (thing), right?"
Honestly, Logan would run errands. When he gets back,  Patton would ask if he remembered (thing). He would sigh and go back out.

Which one drives the car and which one gives him directions?
Logan would be driving while Patton gives directions. Though Patton ends up getting them lost.

Which one of your OTP overdose it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
I feel like Logan is the alcoholic for some reason... but I have no idea.

Which one keeps accidentally using the other's last name instead of their own?
They have the same last name. But in an AU, Logan does it by accident and Patton would think it's adorable. 

(Logicality) Which one always screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
Patton would instantly get on the table and scream. Logan would rush in, see the spider, sigh, takes it outside, get his boyfriend in his arms and comforts him.

Which one gives the other their jacket?
When Logan sees Patton shiver, he always takes his jacket off and hands it to him.

Who's the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
Logan would gain feelings and would be concerned, so he goes to Patton. Patton would catch on to his feelings eventually.

How good would your OTP be at parenting?
Patton is naturally good at being a parent since he gained so much experience from babysitting. Patton would teach Logan how to be a good parent.

(Logicality) Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
Honestly, Logan would type perfectly. Patton tries to be like one of the 'cool kids' and shortens a word with numbers instead of letters.

Which one gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
Patton would get injured by being a 'pushover' and Logan would defend him.

Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
Patton (Obviously) would make a whole bunch of puns. Logan would always go through with it because he loves Patton so much.

Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
Logan would come home after work. Then he sees the puppy and sighs. Patton looks at Logan with pleading eyes. Logan would eventually give up. "You have to take care of it."

Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they're tired?
Logan would carry a half-asleep Patton to his room.

Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
Logan would hold it over him and Patton.