Slacker (Assassination Classroom) (Old Version)

Assignment

The only way to describe the atmosphere was tense, nobody said a word as the door slid open and it entered. Its tentacles flopped around as he approached his desk. Nagisa Shiota then stood up and gave the command. He was a fair-skinned boy with blue hair that was tied up and striking blue eyes.

"Stand!" he ordered as everyone stood up and pulled out their guns. "Aim!"

"Fire!" he finished as we all opened fire on our teacher.

"Oh, oh my!" it said as he seemingly effortlessly dodged the bullets. "Well while you children wear yourselves out I'll do roll call, Yuma Isogai,"

"Here," Isogai called, he was around average height with black hair that reached down to his shoulders.

"What's that I can't quite make it out over all the gunfire?" sensei teased as he continued to dodge.

"HERE!" Isogai shouted

"Okajima," Sensei asked

"Here!" Okajima said he was somewhat tall with a buzz cut, and he was also a huge pervert.

"Okano," Sensei called once more.

"Here!" Okano called back, Okano was fairly short with purple eyes and short brown hair

"Sora," Sensei called.

"Here!" I lazily called out, yawning a bit as I replied.

(Later)

"Well, congrats class. No tardies!" sensei yelled as his face flashes orange.

Damn...did he really dodge all of that?

"No luck today either I see too bad" sensei bragged as his face grew green stripes.

"Yeah right! There's no way you dodged all of those bullets!" Maehara yelled, he had orange hair and similarly orange eyes and stood at the same height as Isogai and myself.

"He's got a point y'know these are only bbs. For all we know you could just be taking them like a champ," stated Sugino, an average height boy with black hair. Everyone started to murmur in agreement and I sat back in my seat, reaching for my pistol and aiming at the Octopus's tentacle. I pulled the trigger and watched that he surprisingly didn't even try to evade. Instead he just stood there and let the bullet slice through his tentacle.

The class yelped in shock and I dropped my gun and kicked my feet up onto my desk.

"Remember what Karasuma told us they're fatal to the octopus exclusively. Even if I still question the reasoning behind having a bunch of Junior High kids kill him I don't see what would he gain from lying?" I pointed out before slipping my headphones back on.

At that moment I recalled what had happened only weeks ago. The day my entire life got turned upside down.

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"So...I'm the one who blew up the moon," a large yellow octupus stated.

There were so many things wrong with this.

Yeah it was a strong first impression.

"I'm Karasuma," introduced the agent with spiky dark hair. "From the Ministry of Defense. First, please understand what I'm about to say is classified information."

His composure slipped for a second when he sighed wearily. "Let me be blunt: I want you to kill this creature."

"Uh, what?" Terasaka's voice was drowned out by the others.

Mimura raised his hand nervously.

"Um... What's the deal? Is he an alien invader or something?" He tried to smile but it didn't hide his wariness or the fact he was sweating.