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331. Magicians would make great drug dealers.

332. If you do something constantly for 8 hours straight, it’s an addiction. However if someone pays you for it, it becomes a job.

333. The police man from "subway surfers" has been running for years, many thousand miles and still hasn't lost a pound

334. Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

335. It’s weird when people compare life to a roller coaster, because on a roller coaster, the downhill parts are the most fun.

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