146. In 9 years, every light bulb in our house has been replaced, but never the one in the microwave.
147.A bachelors degree use to be like getting a ticket for a reserved seat at a concert, now it’s like getting a ticket for a sold out mosh pit
148. Kindergarten translates to 'child garden' and is literally a place where you put your kid waiting for it to grow.
149. Having ‘grapefruit’ and ‘grape’ be totally different is as insane as if ‘tuna’ and ‘tuna fish’ were completely different sea creatures.
150. If those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it, then those who do learn history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.
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Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
