206. The idea that there is a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
207. If you drive a Prius you control the speed of traffic. Everyone wants to pass you regardless of how fast you're going and no one ever wants to let you pass.
208. The person who warmly greets you at Walmart is the same person who treats you like a criminal as you’re leaving
209. If pollen is essentially plant sperm, that would make allergies like stds, and since no one voluntarily accepts pollen entering their body, we are all being raped by plants.
210. You never notice how wasteful you are until you are broke.
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Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
