281. If somebody has a mess but knows where everything is, they're not messy, they're organized, they just don't conform to your definition of organized.
282. If you decide to not have children, you’re the 1st one in a line of ancestors going back 4billion years that chose not to.
283. Humans must be the only animal in history to hold a fart in.
284. Because the Earth is round, running away from something is also running towards it from reeeaaally far away.
285.Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.
I've been thinking, should I make each chapter have 10 shower thoughts instead of 5? Tell me what you think.
Please vote if you think this chap. deserved it
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1000 shower thoughts!
Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
