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76. Letting a child become morbidly obese should be considered "child abuse".

77. Websites should tell you what their password requirements are on the login screen so you can remember which version of your password you used.

78. Some dude a long time ago didn’t want to wedding dress shopping with his girl. Therefore, he convinced her it would be bad luck for him to see the dress before the wedding. Genius.

79. If you spend 10 mins taking a shit at work everyday, by the end of the year, you'll have earned an entire weeks worth of pay by doing nothing but shit on the company's dime.

80.A necromancer is just a really late healer


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